December 5th fuck your roommate day

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other

Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow

by Remmerr November 27, 2023

Roommate

The real identity of a person using a Vtuber model.

Uruha Rushia from Hololive got in trouble when fans found out that her roommate has a boyfriend.

by moriya2k2 October 13, 2022

The roommate

Stick your wiener in a jar of peanut butter then receive a BJ. Afterwards leave the peanut butter on the counter for the roommate to eat never telling them what happened.

We performed the roommate last night, Jaxon enjoyed his sandwich.

by Redd1981 May 4, 2023

step roommate

Roommates that are roommates, but fuck

John: "Hey Sari, wanna hang out?"
Sarah: "No, let's fuck."
John: "Okay step roommate!"

by Munchie Sarah August 10, 2022

Roommated

When you have the misfortune of having lived with a pseudo-psychotic nut job. The widely accepted medical explanation for such behavior are: extreme narcissism, an ironic level of childhood insecurity and/or why-won't-anyone-want-to-sleep-with-me disease.

"Hey did you hear Ron moved again? Didn't he just move into that awesome apt?" "duuuude, you didn't hear??! He totally got roommated man!!" "Ooooh.... FUCK."

by RubbaDubBub October 5, 2015

Roommate Phase

The feeling of couples becoming more like roommates rather than romantic partners due to a lack of platonic connection

Oh no, I feel like I'm going through the roommate phase

by brausing July 11, 2024

Roommate Swept

When your roommate and you get with the same girl at different times. You sweep the girl.

Yo dude whats good?

We just roommate swept some chick

by thedude1013921 April 21, 2010