Rookie Rails

Toilet safety handlebars, often used by the elderly.

"Gertrude had to have rookie rails installed after her fall"

by Abf107 September 20, 2018

Rookie Ricky

Rookie Ricky is the newest bitch in Fantasy Football. This is not saying he is the only bitch; just the newest. Anyone else in the league named Ricky is still a bitch, just a more Senior Bitch.

"Hey Rookie Ricky, tell your bitch brother Ricky to set his lineup"
"Yessah Mr Ass Last, I'm a good Rookie Ricky...Best Rookie Ricky you own"

by WSOP98 August 28, 2019

rookie crackhead

one who is inexperienced at using crack, cannot find vein, under cooks, and needs help from other crackheads to get high;

girl who hangs out at rookies too much

fucking rookie crackhead gimme dat crack!

Girrrrrl you going to the bar again?! You're such a rookie crackhead!

by china teacup May 10, 2016

racing rookie

Does not know how to drive race car turn wrenches or pick up good looking fat chicks

James is racing rookie

by 55dpetty February 11, 2018

Rookie

has a big willy and is horny 90% of the time

Yo rookie

Shush

by Bigboydan11 January 25, 2020

Massive Rookie

The guy in the group that can't handle his beer, gets punched by mark henry, falls over, hits on girls and always has his ass out

James Waud

James Waud is a Massive Rookie

by BatleyElite December 11, 2011

rookie trooper

he surely shook with fright, then checked off his equipment and made sure his pack was tight. poor guy had to listen to the awful engines roar. then his sergeant looked up and cried, "is everybody happy?" rookie trooper feebly answered yes, and then they stood him up. he jumped into the icy blast, then his static line unhooked; he aint gonna jump no more

sergeant: "rookie trooper is about to jump"
experienced trooper: "gory, gory what a hell of a way to die"
sergeant: "there was blood upon the risers"
experienced trooper: "ummm no cap his static line unhooked"

by i am dream u r gumball December 26, 2023