If you want to get technical, a redneck is someone who does a lot of hard labor out in the sun and therefore their neck turns red from sunburn. And for all the shit these people take, without 'em there wouldn't be a whole lot of food in this nation.
Generally, rednecks are white people possessed of traditional values, although some are rowdier. They work hard, love their families, and raise quality young men who have moral standing. While not all attend college, rednecks tend to have a strong advantage when it comes to common sense, and the ones that do go to college are some of the best people we have in the United States ( See George W. Bush ).
Generally, rednecks are white people possessed of traditional values, although some are rowdier. They work hard, love their families, and raise quality young men who have moral standing. While not all attend college, rednecks tend to have a strong advantage when it comes to common sense, and the ones that do go to college are some of the best people we have in the United States ( See George W. Bush ).
For all you assholes who stereotype them, the next time you see a redneck boy chopping wood at noon remember he's probably been up since four and done twice the work in an hour as you've done in a week. And then remember that he'll someday have a loving wife and kids who'll be with him all his life, while you stew in the bile of a divorce over your homosexual affair and lose custody of your goth-punk S.O.B. druggie brats. And then remember that he can kick your ass across his 600 acres of farmland without even trying. So be respectful.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 07, 2004
My definition of Redneck is as follows:
1. A White person who, after a hard day of work and a good homecooked supper reads the ridiculous definitions of redneck on the internet.
2. A White person who is laughing their ass off at redneck criticizers online who have so many typos in their comments, it's almost hysterical, but definitely hypocritical. It's hard to take somebody seriously when they are attacking someone elses intelligence and they can't spell a word themselves.
3. A redneck can hail from any state in the United States. We are NOT relegated to the South. Rednecks laugh and shake their heads when they read things like we sleep with our dads and brothers, because it's almost unheard of, realistically speaking.
4. A redneck can change your oil or your tire with his eyes closed. They don't have to call triple A to come rescue them when their car breaks down, like most city slickers do. They can venture off into the woods and bring home supper, like a real man should be able. Aint nothin' like a fresh killed deer, city folks. Venison is low in fat, for you health conscious yuppies.
5. Rednecks generally have traditional values and are not afraid to say it like they see it. A redneck knows that no black guy would say anti-redneck things to his face. Not with that well stocked gun rack on his jacked up pickup, no sir!
6. "Aint skeered"- two redneck males owned a fireworks stand in the country. 4 black males from NY stopped their Honda and got out to try to rob them. The redneck boys grabbed their shotguns and chased the city boys back to their crappy import and they took off. True story. That is the spirit of the redneck.
7. You're in a bank when a robber walks in with a gun and threatens to blow everyone away. He demands the money and is about to shoot the female teller dead when he suspects she is sounding the alarm. While you liberal gun control freaks are pissing your pants, the redneck takes out his legal concealed pistol and blows the criminal away.
8.Yes, rednecks tend to live in rural areas. We like it this way because we are usually free of Africanus Criminalis.
1. A White person who, after a hard day of work and a good homecooked supper reads the ridiculous definitions of redneck on the internet.
2. A White person who is laughing their ass off at redneck criticizers online who have so many typos in their comments, it's almost hysterical, but definitely hypocritical. It's hard to take somebody seriously when they are attacking someone elses intelligence and they can't spell a word themselves.
3. A redneck can hail from any state in the United States. We are NOT relegated to the South. Rednecks laugh and shake their heads when they read things like we sleep with our dads and brothers, because it's almost unheard of, realistically speaking.
4. A redneck can change your oil or your tire with his eyes closed. They don't have to call triple A to come rescue them when their car breaks down, like most city slickers do. They can venture off into the woods and bring home supper, like a real man should be able. Aint nothin' like a fresh killed deer, city folks. Venison is low in fat, for you health conscious yuppies.
5. Rednecks generally have traditional values and are not afraid to say it like they see it. A redneck knows that no black guy would say anti-redneck things to his face. Not with that well stocked gun rack on his jacked up pickup, no sir!
6. "Aint skeered"- two redneck males owned a fireworks stand in the country. 4 black males from NY stopped their Honda and got out to try to rob them. The redneck boys grabbed their shotguns and chased the city boys back to their crappy import and they took off. True story. That is the spirit of the redneck.
7. You're in a bank when a robber walks in with a gun and threatens to blow everyone away. He demands the money and is about to shoot the female teller dead when he suspects she is sounding the alarm. While you liberal gun control freaks are pissing your pants, the redneck takes out his legal concealed pistol and blows the criminal away.
8.Yes, rednecks tend to live in rural areas. We like it this way because we are usually free of Africanus Criminalis.
by akawhitegirl December 18, 2007
Redneck walked into a motel,"Can I get a room?"
Desk person points to the no vacancy sign.
Redneck,"Well you should put that out front,"then walks out side,opens his sleepin bag and after a few beers,and an after dinner smoke,goes to sleep.
Desk person points to the no vacancy sign.
Redneck,"Well you should put that out front,"then walks out side,opens his sleepin bag and after a few beers,and an after dinner smoke,goes to sleep.
by drak March 15, 2005
by dw March 25, 2003
Fisting a female (usually) while holding a beer can in the same hand that is doing the fisting. (Too lazy to take the beer can out of your hand while having a romantic fisting session.)
by helmetgoliath August 01, 2009
When you are better then everybody else, and therefore do whatever the hell you feel like. You couldn't care less what some city boy thinks about you.
I'm a redneck, and you fuckin' citiots who think we're beneath you can drive your latte drinkin, suit wearin', dumbass point of views the hell outta of "Hickville". WE DON'T WANT YOU EITHER!!!!!!!
by Draconus February 11, 2005
1.) An individual born in the southeastern united states, usually caused by inbreeding.
2.) One who is racist, but listens to rap.
3.) Most live in mobile homes with all there relatives living only a stones throw from each other.
4.) They love nascar with a passion.
5.) Bud light is the only good beer and any other will be rejected by said individual.
6.) Some of the most religously backwards people you will ever meet.
7.) One with an IQ at or below 70, if a normal person is in a room full of rednecks, their IQ will be higher than all rednecks in said room combined.
8.) Big words usually confuse them.
9.) Believe in driving in lifted trucks, with oversized tires, and large C.B. antennas known as "whips", they think this is cool, but everyone knows they are compensating for something whether it be physically, emotionally, or spiritually.
10.) Most are high school drop outs, obtain a GED from a local community college, and work for below minimum wage for the rest of their lives.
11.) Think they can fight a whole army with a .22 caliber rifle.
12.) Are ignorant as an 8 year old child, they believe anything you can conjure up as long as you "Swear to God."
13.) Attend church on Sundays after a Saturday night of binging on alcohol, drugs, and women.
2.) One who is racist, but listens to rap.
3.) Most live in mobile homes with all there relatives living only a stones throw from each other.
4.) They love nascar with a passion.
5.) Bud light is the only good beer and any other will be rejected by said individual.
6.) Some of the most religously backwards people you will ever meet.
7.) One with an IQ at or below 70, if a normal person is in a room full of rednecks, their IQ will be higher than all rednecks in said room combined.
8.) Big words usually confuse them.
9.) Believe in driving in lifted trucks, with oversized tires, and large C.B. antennas known as "whips", they think this is cool, but everyone knows they are compensating for something whether it be physically, emotionally, or spiritually.
10.) Most are high school drop outs, obtain a GED from a local community college, and work for below minimum wage for the rest of their lives.
11.) Think they can fight a whole army with a .22 caliber rifle.
12.) Are ignorant as an 8 year old child, they believe anything you can conjure up as long as you "Swear to God."
13.) Attend church on Sundays after a Saturday night of binging on alcohol, drugs, and women.
by hsb08 May 26, 2010