Scared to stretch the ruler

It means your scared to do something because it can backfire on you: if you stretch a ruler/measuring tape you don’t want to let go of it because your scared it will backfire to fast and hit your hand.

When free diving into the pool I was scared to stretch the ruler and didn’t jump.

by Truruuus January 28, 2022

bendable ruler

1. A ruler used for drawing graphs
2. An object that can be shoved inside a hole

Person 1: I dumped my gf
Person 2: why
Person 1: she shoved a bendable ruler in her ass

by alvinkanglikesdicks March 02, 2023