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New Roommate Syndrome

Also known as NRS, this temporary loss of reality occurs when you invite a good friend to move in with you. For a brief period anything seems feasible, and impossible promises like "you can borrow my car" and "I'll help you buy things" are made in a haze of idealism. The potential roommate is quickly infected (this syndrome is highly contagious) and takes on the same delusions. Symptoms begin wearing off after several weeks and than fade completely when the individual is ejected and you never speak again.
New Roommate Syndrome Sufferer: Stop racking your brain looking for places, you can come live with me!! Rent is cheap and I can give you a ride to work now that we'll both be living in the city!!
NRS Sufferer 2: That sounds great!! I can sell my car and quit my second job!!
by Can'tMessWitSmitt July 2, 2017
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Fab Roommate-ola

aka "melissa", "pocahontas", "rock star", "vegetarian freak", this once-carniverous chica exhudes all that a bunkmate, suitemate, roommate, apartmentmate or housemate could ever want. she bakes, she vacuumes, she enjoys the fine delicacy that is adolescent television programming (funniest home videos, abc family, etc). sorry boys - while this is the same damsel once known for giving love a "bad name", this heartbreaker is currently off the market.
Sorry man, can't work late - got plans to hang with my fab roommate-ola.
by amy Q. January 17, 2008
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Roommate Pizza

A pizza split directly in half, box and all, between two roommates
The roommate pizza truly embodies the roommate spirit of splitting everything right down the middle.
by RoomiePizza January 19, 2024
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Soul Roommate

Noun: A chosen or randomly assigned roommate that is completely compatible and who you quickly become best friends with. The platonic relationship epitomizes true friendship.
Jane and Kelsey hadden't met until the day they moved into college, but once they met they knew they were eachother's soul roommate.
by NewWordMan August 30, 2012
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roommate

The person who shares the same Spotify account as you, often leading to shared playlists, musical disagreements, and the occasional cringe-worthy song choice.
I thought we were best friends until I found out my roommate was secretly adding their guilty pleasure songs to our shared Spotify account!
by Emotional Cruiser October 11, 2025
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December 5th fuck your roommate day

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other
Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow
by Remmerr November 27, 2023
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post roommate

when you finish your college years, and you have no place to live but back with your parents. only the best roommates you will ever have because they pay for your food, water, electricity, etc.
guy 1: dude, i love living on my own!

guy 2: i think its kind of hard, i barely make my ends meet

guy 3: yeah, i don't think ill be able to live on my own yet, so i decided to move in with some post roommates.
by sneektip June 26, 2010
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