Stick your wiener in a jar of peanut butter then receive a BJ. Afterwards leave the peanut butter on the counter for the roommate to eat never telling them what happened.
by Redd1981 May 4, 2023
Get the The roommatemug. by Munchie Sarah August 10, 2022
Get the step roommatemug. Someone that lived in your house right before you did. You didn’t live together but your stories intertwine.
Yeah, my step-roommate is a hottie. Thought she was mean at first but it turns out she also lived in my room before me. So, yeah, that made a ton of sense.
by Princest September 25, 2023
Get the Step-Roommatemug. by moriya2k2 October 13, 2022
Get the Roommatemug. Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow
by Remmerr November 27, 2023
Get the December 5th fuck your roommate daymug. The roommate pizza truly embodies the roommate spirit of splitting everything right down the middle.
by RoomiePizza January 19, 2024
Get the Roommate Pizzamug. aka "melissa", "pocahontas", "rock star", "vegetarian freak", this once-carniverous chica exhudes all that a bunkmate, suitemate, roommate, apartmentmate or housemate could ever want. she bakes, she vacuumes, she enjoys the fine delicacy that is adolescent television programming (funniest home videos, abc family, etc). sorry boys - while this is the same damsel once known for giving love a "bad name", this heartbreaker is currently off the market.
by amy Q. January 17, 2008
Get the Fab Roommate-olamug.