roosting

When a person shits and vomits at the same time. Usually when they are very sick.

Timmy got so sick from that old fish he started roosting in the night

by jimmmyp June 8, 2010

slow roasting

The act of joking on someone in a lowkey fashion, making them think you are genuinely complementing them.

Jermaine: Tyree your haircut is so fire bruh, like oh my God.
Tyree: Oh yeah thanks dude.
Jay: Nah, that nigga is slow roasting you dude.

by DenimJeans July 11, 2016

roostin

A state of hangover in which one is shitting and puking at the same time

Hey man are you ok I think your roosting pretty hard!

by Jeff272 March 18, 2017

Rostina

A two faced mole that loves feeling superior to other people. She will be nice to your face and stab you in the back as soon as you turn.

She is someone who loves wearing red lipstic, usually to mimic the saitan. She may or may not be Saitans worshiper.

Have you met Rostina?

Yes, I've met her. She is very narrow.

by BunnyBooLou May 20, 2011

Roastie-Toastie

When ya get a bird to give your cheesy dick a tit wank on a sweet summer's day!

I stepped away from the family BBQ to get a roastie-toastie from our Margaret.

by Big Ball-z June 28, 2019

roasting bag

a white girl that goes for sex sessions with black footballers

"as soon as the final whisle goes" squealed kieron excitedly "we're off to the hotel, to meet today's roasting bag."

by theWestHamfan January 24, 2004

Tijuana Rat Roasting

Chop and slice 4 bird's eye chillies.
Liberally baste the male member out of sight of the other party.
Return to intercourse ground zero and apply aforementioned member repeatedly and with gusto.

Tarquin gave Penelope a Tijuana Rat Roasting and he'd never seen her cry like that... in front of her mother...

by Lexxicon March 8, 2009