red sox 

a loser,prick, cock sucking bitch, the worst insult u can eva call sumbody

Person 1: OMG, i hate u so much! ur a... ur a... ur a red sox!!!
Person 2: WHAT??!!! o no u didnt!
CROWD: OOOOOOOOO!!!!!

red sox by pimp daddy dollars October 24, 2004

Red Sox 

Hey cockbites, a fan has exactly this much effect on whether a team wins or loses: 0%. So why the fuck would you brag about "your" team beating "his" team? Unless you're ON the team, you can just put that dick back in your mouth and get a better hobby.

OMG the red sox won WE RULE

good job faggot, you rooted for the same team for 80 years and they finally won, you accomplished nothing.

Red Sox by IEATLIVEPUPPIES April 21, 2005

red sox 

A gay ass mother fucking team that thinks they are good because finally Varitek and Schilling are getting married in that gay ass state Massachusetts!!

LOOK UP:GAY LOSERS FAGGOTS AND WANNABES

JASON VARITEK:hey, wanna get married in this gay ass state massachusetts?

CURT SCHILLING:no,because Im too busy trying to be a wannabe

red sox by ruben da mets fan March 6, 2005

red sox 

Have one more world series titles in the past decade than any other team, minus the Yankees who can just go suck it.

Hey Paul, who won the first World Series?
The Red Sox!
Damn straight fool!

red sox by BoSox April 20, 2008

red sox 

Red Sox Nation...just the gayest thing to hit baseball. The biggest banwaggon fanclub in any sport. Half the fans dont know anything about the team, but since they live in Boston..they root for them without ever watching a full game and only know the key players because of all their endorcements.

Red Sox fans and there RedSox Nation will always come in second to the New York Yankees

red sox by Baseball fan October 9, 2005

red sox 

One of the oldest and easily one of the most storied teams in baseball history. Their 2004 WS victory not-withstanding, the Red Sox ultimately indelibly endear themselves in every New Englander’s heart by breaking it year after year.

Red Sox: the only team in baseball capable of simultaneously being in first place and mathematically eliminated from the pennant.

The Red Sox 2004 championship, while a thrill among thrills, will soon be forgotten, but no one will ever forget the heart-ache of the 1978 playoff game, or the agony of the ’86 Buckner fiasco, or the one night of timeless glory as Pudge Fisk launched a ball into the foul pole and straight through to eternity, winning game Six of the 1975 WS. The greatest single game of the greatest single World Series.
Ever.
Which they, of course, lost in game seven.
Let the Yankees have their trophies. The Red Sox achieve immortality in loss.

red sox by crooner December 9, 2008

red sox 

A team habitually 2-4 games behind the yankees- an amazing feat, actually, since they don't own half the US and pay those who warm the pine 5 million a season, like the Evil Empire.

guy#1-"hey look- the yankees lost 500 million in the stock market!"
guy#2-"It's ok- they've got billions more!"

red sox by Bob September 29, 2003