Blood queef

a violent, bloody vaginal discharge that generally resembles (both visually and audibly) that of a ketchup bottle that hasn't been shaken properly.

Enrique: I was eating out my girlfriend but she blood queefed into my mouth!
Helga: Oh, dude... thats delicious... *rubs clit*

by Hotpocketyum February 12, 2012

queef queen

A chick who is the QUEEN of all queefs! I mean every step she takes she just slips em' out. Its the equivalent to vaginal-cropdusting.

Colie is a Queef Queen, man. We were hanging out on Saturday riding bikes and every single time she pedaled it shook the earth.

by Allllliedues=] May 3, 2008

Queefer Sutherland

A queef that is so big, so bad, so intense that only a parody of the man who plays Jack Bauer will do.

"That was no ordinary coochie fart Kim, that was a Queefer Sutherland."

by Yes I win! April 25, 2006

Queefapotamus

1) A girl that is disgustingly overweight, a slut, and has a wide-set vagina.
2) A large proscious black girl who cums from the jungle.
3) A hippopotamus that queefs a bunch

Jeremy: Hey Mike, check out that slut whale over there. She must love fish dicks.
Mike: No way man, that chick is from the jungle, she's a fukin queefapotamus.
Jeremy: Werd.

Joel: Hey! That hippo queefs so much it should be called a Queefapotamus.
Mike: Joel, you say that every fucking time we're in the presence of hippos and women of african american descent.

by Germ604 June 25, 2009

Queef

an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart.

Rumor has it that Thea can queef the alphabet.

by randy dixon February 27, 2003

Queen La Queefa

A woman who queefs a lot.

Fat chicks are fun to bang, but most of 'em turn into Queen La Queefa if you try to hit it from the back.

by G-Dawg May 29, 2003

Penal Queef

A fart released from the penis. Some say that they do not exist at all. A few men claim to have penally queefed at one point, but there is no direct evidence of it ever happening. The penal queef is and shall probably remain a mystery, much like Sasquatch and the Lochness Monster.

"The attendees at the Governor's ball were slightly put off when Richard let out a wet Penal Queef at the dinner table."

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009