text pretend

Pretending to be with another person via text, while being geographically separated.

John: Hey Samantha, I won't be able to make it out to SF tonight, so we will pretend to hang out via text.

Samantha: You mean text pretend?

by Bryck April 19, 2014

Mineman Pretend

Mineman Pretend is a term for Minecraft Roleplay servers. Basically D&D but usually more focused on roleplay and less on mechanics, with your avatar's skin representing your character's appearance, your character's placement in the world representing where your character is in the world, and plugins to make your chat messages only appear to players in a certain radius.

I sure wish my old Mineman Pretend server hadn't shut down. I had a lot left to do with my character. Oh well, I'll try applying to this new server, Saphriel.

by Minemanner October 09, 2019

First pretender

Members of first responders clubs who actively avoid their duties.

You: Bilal! Go help that injured person!
Bilal: No.
You: Bilal you are a first pretender.

by dabossdud June 14, 2022

let's pretend we have insurance

A euphemism for sex in the shower with the lights off.

"You busy tonight? Let's pretend we have insurance."

by LaGataNYC October 12, 2017

Pretend the titans are attacking the city

When you are in a dire situation, you say this to hype up the squad and give them the ability to work together with no issues.

(the squad drops in tilted and half the game is there)

Squad member 1: Pretend the titans are attacking the city!

Squad members in unison: AHHH!!!! MY SOLDIERS RAGE MY SOLDIERS SCREAM!!!

Squad wipes out tilted and ends up getting the victory royale

by worthiuss November 27, 2023

Pretend doesn't exist

a tiktok trend where you have to look at a sound and then pretend the person doesn't exist.

look at sound
me: pretend doesn't exist

by crystalusesdiscord February 15, 2022

When the pretender is mistrustful!

This frase is used when you want to annoy someone with a dead meme.

Clint: Dude, why you're sending me "among us" memes? This game and memes about it are dead. Please stop dude.

Michael: When the pretender is mistrustful!

Clint: I really hate you.

by TheMistrustfulPretender April 19, 2021