Potato

The safe word used by raccoons, otters, chinchillas, chipmunks and raccoonists.

Keith and Amanda used potato as their safe word when the raccoons appeared.

by Rikki Raccoon July 9, 2019

Potato

Contrary to what most believe, the word Potato (capital P) is actually colloquial terminolgy for the male reproductive organ, also know to many as a penis.

While at the dinner table, my father asked me, "Son, did she wet your potato?"

by rawrsterrrrr May 12, 2006

Potato

A root-type vegetable grown underground that can be prepared in a number of ways. Also Nefclock's favorate food.

Nefclock: Are you going to eat that potato?

Someone: -___-

Nefclock: WELL??

Someone: NO, OK?!?

Nefclock: YAY!! *eats potato at speed of Mach2*

by Loveclock February 1, 2005

Potato

po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.

He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.

by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016

Potato

A term We use for German people

Look, he's a potato

by VAKI5 August 16, 2003

Potato

Taters. The most beautiful thing you will ever see. Everything good do with a few good taters. EVERYTHING.

1- What we need is a few good taters.
2- ...Whats taters, aye?
1- POTATO. Boil em', mash em', stick em' in a stew.

by Tehe:3 May 18, 2014

Potato

A small and fat person.

Person #1: Hey, did you see that new girl? She's pretty

Person #2: Yeah, she's pretty but she's a potato.

by tenpointsforslytherin August 29, 2011