Potato

1.
a starchy plant tuber which is one of the most important food crops, cooked and eaten as a vegetable.
"roasted potatoes"
2.
the plant of the nightshade family that produces the potato tubers on underground runners.

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Contrary to what most believe, the word Potato (capital P) is actually colloquial terminolgy for the male reproductive organ, also know to many as a penis.
While at the dinner table, my father asked me, "Son, did she wet your potato?"
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A root-type vegetable grown underground that can be prepared in a number of ways. Also Nefclock's favorate food.
Nefclock: Are you going to eat that potato?

Someone: -___-

Nefclock: WELL??

Someone: NO, OK?!?

Nefclock: YAY!! *eats potato at speed of Mach2*
by Loveclock February 02, 2005
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po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.
He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.
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by VAKI5 August 16, 2003
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Taters. The most beautiful thing you will ever see. Everything good do with a few good taters. EVERYTHING.
1- What we need is a few good taters.
2- ...Whats taters, aye?
1- POTATO. Boil em', mash em', stick em' in a stew.
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Person #1: Hey, did you see that new girl? She's pretty

Person #2: Yeah, she's pretty but she's a potato.
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