when someone is a porky dad it means they are so fucking hot, not only that, their ability to do things is just amazing
did i mention theyre also fucking so hot?
did i mention theyre also fucking so hot?
by ProtecAqua July 17, 2019
Get the Porky dadmug. A specific form of sex, where a woman and a man shit on each other to start the act of porky piggy, then going outside to engage in public sex, while partaking in multiple forms of orgasmic actions, afterwards a european steamboat is performed, then the act of sex continues until the man can perform a creampie.
Tanya and her boyfriend Zach wanted to watch a movie, but they decided a porky piggy would be more exciting.
by Cucknificent March 26, 2017
Get the Porky Piggymug. Absolutely no clothes on
by mooseandpebs August 26, 2017
Get the full porky pigmug. "I like, no, LOVE beef-porkies so much I decided to post it on Rohans wall, from his own account, I know crazy right!"
"These cheese-queefies aren't half as good as those beef-porkies I tells ya"
"These cheese-queefies aren't half as good as those beef-porkies I tells ya"
by someteameight? December 15, 2009
Get the beef-porkiesmug. 
when someone is a porky dad it means they are so fucking hot, not only that, their ability to do things is just amazing
did i mention theyre also fucking so hot?
did i mention theyre also fucking so hot?
by ProtecAqua July 17, 2019
Get the Porky dadmug.