When you dress up as a horse and stuff bree in to you own anus untill it melts so you can fluctuate bree bubbles whilst masterbating
Person1: why does it stick of cheese.
Person2: oh I had some spare bree and fancied a dirty portia.
Example 2
I was watching the dressage last night with a cheese board and remembered that time I got introduced to a dirty portia.
Person2: oh I had some spare bree and fancied a dirty portia.
Example 2
I was watching the dressage last night with a cheese board and remembered that time I got introduced to a dirty portia.
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The act of having sexual intercourse with a guinea pig or other small rodent. Taken from the Latin words Auraus, meaning plough, and a variation of Porcellus, meaning little pig
A: "Do you like Auraus Porcaleus?"
T: "No, that's disgusting"
A: "Bro I had Auraus Porcaleus last night, it felt so good*
T: "I hate you, you killed my guinea pig you sick fuck!"
T: "No, that's disgusting"
A: "Bro I had Auraus Porcaleus last night, it felt so good*
T: "I hate you, you killed my guinea pig you sick fuck!"
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