Poonis

How retards pronounce penis.

Joe: dude my poonis has been killing me lately.
Sean: wtf is a poonis.
Joe: Poonis is a different way to say penis.

by gotar4 March 23, 2021

Poonies

A smoothie at Arby's ask for it it's great

I asked for poonies and a girl slapped me

by Brois6969 March 20, 2022

Poonis

Pussy + penis

Kyle: you’re such a poonis

Chad: whats that?

Kyle: penis + pussy you’re a man pussy

by Man with aid May 13, 2020

poonie pouch

the collection of fat on the mons pubis.

It wasn't so much fupa...it was more like a poonie pouch.

by irishinch March 26, 2011