Scanger perplexity

This is the confused facial expression of scumbags. Many reach it by default rather than by design and it firstly involves a tilting of the head by 20 degrees. Meanwhile the Mouth opens like guppy fish at feeding time. A furrowed brow below a greasy mop of hair completes the package. Many accompany this look with a matching tracksuit and Nike runners.

Conductor: "sir you can't smoke on this bus"
(Scanger begins the look - scanger perplexity)
Scanger: "eh warewil I fuckin smoke den?!"

Or

"Hey look at that scanger perplexity on that toe rag reading the bus timetable"

by Swabladore April 19, 2016

I’m perplexed

I’m puzzled; I really don’t know what to do with myself. UD Jews, I’m talking to you guys.

I really don’t know how all of this is going to work out. Really bad timing.

I’m just hoping maybe some kind of event happens soon. Then I can catch up with everybody else.

The world is beginning to overtake me. I don’t know what to do.

I’m perplexed. Everything is beginning to overwhelm me. I’m really overwhelmed and confused.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023

PEOPLE LEAKING PERPLEXPLORE EVENT

WHY ARE YOU SO RUDE THE EVENT PERPLEXPLORE IS ON WEDNESDAY UR NOT SUPPOSED TO LEAK IT I HATE THESE PEOPLE LIKE UGH

Example 1

ugly person:"huzah! huzahahaha! HUz!- zah!"
person: "I HATE PEOPLE LEAKING PERPLEXPLORE EVENT LIKE SHUT THE HELL UP!!"

Example 2
ugly person: "omg look its epic sneyser real its so cool look"
person: "kys"

by mkunga May 15, 2023

Deflecting to peripheral elements

It doesn't fucking matter if other people have or have had a worse life you fucking retard. That doesn't mean anything. That isn't an actual argument. Other people's lives being shit does not meant that I have to accept a mundane or sub par existence. I certainly don't have to accept a better life being stolen away from me by greedy inferior trash like you.

Hym "There goes the deflecting to peripheral elements! You see it? He also hit us with the 'unless you have kids' your life isn't more important than mine. Kill yourself. I hope your son gets fucked and hanged you piece of shit."

by Hym Iam March 18, 2024

Master And Slave (the peripherals and accessories of computer electronics)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Master And Slave (the peripherals and accessories of computer electronics)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025