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Beast Patrol

When someone is in the process of blowing up. Especially pertinent in sports when you can sense that a player is about to take the game over. They are about to become other-worldly and there's nothing anyone can do to stop it.

Think The Incredible Hulk or the Wolfman just prior to transmogrification.

It can also be used in the past tense to describe someone who completely dominated their opponent in such a fashion that made you feel somewhat bad for the other person/team.
Oh shit son, are you watching this Penguins - Capitals game? Alexander Ovechkin is on beast patrol right now, I think he might end up with a hat trick when all is said and done.

(Past tense) Man did you see what the Spurs did to the Nets last night? It was just unfair, Tony Parker was on beast patrol all night, the Nets players were like deer in the headlights whenever he had the ball. He was scoring at will on them.
by Rogue Squirrel February 10, 2010
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Paw Patrolled

Paw Patrolled is a sex move that requires the highest of precision. As you're fingering a girl, you yell at the top of your lungs "LETS DIVE IN!" and promptly jump in headfirst into her asshole. Lube is discouraged.
Guy 1: "Hey man, I paw patrolled my girl last night. It was wild, I had to get 3 other people to pull me out. Shits' wild man."
Guy 2: "Holy shit I should try that!!!!"
by YeetThatMeat September 17, 2018
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volunteer highway patrol

A motorist who drives in the fast lane at the same speed as the drivers in the slow lanes, forcing all traffic to slow to what the obstructing driver considers to be a safe speed.
I got pinned down by the Volunteer Highway Patrol for about 10 miles before I could get around him.
by The Demon Prince October 2, 2006
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Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1

An awesome revival. A continuation of an old wonderful thing, only wonderfuller. A beautiful progression into something better and pure.
Like an old friend who came back with a jetski and some hookers, that dude is aqua unit patrol squad 1, son!
by jim jam jimmoree June 10, 2011
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soul patrol

Fan base of American Idol Season 5 contestant, Taylor Hicks. Hicks referred to the "Soul Patrol" many times during his run on the show, often pumping his fist in the air.
Taylor Hicks: Soul Patrol! Soul Patrol!
Seacrest: Shutup and let me announce the numbers!
by mojoman23 June 1, 2006
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dawn patrol

Getting up before dawn to surf; generally before school, work or some important activity like getting married or going to a funeral.
Crank: Yo dude why you got that smegma on your elbow?
Wingnut: It's dried salt bro. Dawn Patrol this morning! 6 foot swells!
by Angry Waiter March 7, 2007
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snow patrol

a BRILLIANT BRILLIANT BRILLIANT indie band, scottish apart from Gary Lightbody, front man, who is from Northern Ireland.
'Light up, light up, as if yooouu haaave a choice...'
by Perri January 27, 2005
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