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Turds of Poseidon

The Turds of Poseidon is a prank to save for the most terrible of offenders, much like the Upper Decker.

You take raw, uncooked shrimp, and find ways to hide them in places the target will not be able to discover. For obvious reasons, this is a difficult prank to execute as you need unfettered access to their living space, no witnesses, and perhaps a small multi-tool (for opening and closing air vents and whatnot)

Air vents, underneath toilet tanks, under sinks, hidden in cushions, bedding, curtain poles, the sky's the limit. Use you imagination. Remember, the goal is for them to NEVER be found, thus ensuring maximum stink.

Good luck, and use responsibly.
Prima was furious at Secunda for fucking his bitch. Little did Secunda suspect, that Prima had a key to Secunda's apartment.

Vengeance would be his! For he had a weapon few dared use. It's power, foul. It's use, forbidden. It's stench, legendary.

He would unleash... The Turds of Poseidon!
by Frank Marlowe January 26, 2014
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deep throat Poseidon

(v.) to imbibe a bottle of water very quickly and continuously until the entire beverage has been consumed.
Dude, Matt, did you see Jeff deep throat Poseidon?....yeah niccee!! mattwin
by LuciferSam1967 May 18, 2010
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Neptune’s Poseidon Powder

Put some Neptune’s Poseidon Powder in the patty.
by TheEmperorOfLightSLO January 15, 2019
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kiss of poseidon

When your pooping and the water splashes up and kisses your chili ring
I got a kiss of Poseidon this morning when I fired up the old log splitter.
by Mark Martwat Jr. February 4, 2018
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the kiss of poseidon

When you are taking a dump and the water splashed up and hits your butt cheek
“Bro I was taking a massive shit when all of the sudden I felt the kiss of Poseidon
by Idkwtf2namedis February 22, 2018
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Neptune's Poseidon Powder

I love my Krabby Patties with that crunchy secret ingredient called cocaine or Neptune's Poseidon Powder.
by We are at Harvard University. January 15, 2019
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