poseidons kiss

Dropping a log on the toilet and the water splashes back up onto you

Uh oh, I just got a Poseidons kiss

by Lifnfnfnfnfnsjahahhaga October 13, 2023

Poseidon's backshot

Same as Poseidon's kiss, but the water splashes so high that it covers your lower back

Matheo took a very heavy dump, thus causing a Poseidon's backshot

by Corkerstein December 27, 2023

Poseidons Trident

When you have a piercing through the tip of your cock and then you ejaculate and the cum goes three different ways

he showed Poseidons Trident, when he came it hit me in 3 different places

by hellboybaby666 May 4, 2023

Poseidon's RimJob

When you take a shit and the water splashes so hard directly on your asshole that it becomes clean enough you don't have to wipe anymore.

Joe: Have you ever used a bidet?
Jeff: I didn't need it, i got the Poseidon's RimJob!

by Quiry January 3, 2023

poseidon's embrace

When dropping a deuce and warm water splashes you from below.

Installing the heated toilet turned poseidon's kiss into an enjoyable poseidon's embrace.

by crushnsandos July 27, 2023

Poseidon’s Hickie

Poseidon’s Kiss, but after you have peed in the toilet.

Person 1: *screaming*
Person 2: What’s going on? Did you get hit with Poseidon’s Kiss?
P1: No, it’s something much worse
P2: What could possible be worse than Poseidon’s Kiss?
P1: It’s Poseidon’s Hickie!

by The Holy Lord Of Bacon May 8, 2020

poseidon

catholic, pagan, fake faleshood holding a pitchform which is supposed to be the ruler of water, earthquakes, and horses but it's not because it's actually a made-up story that was invented in grease, it's just hair grease, no not really, it came from the country they call greece, its called greek

"You're giving me poseidon right now. Lots of poseidon."
"Well that's mighty catholic of me."
"It fits you."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022