Drives a Porsche, Typically a Boxter or 911. Tells everyone about his Porsche. Usually wears Porsche clothing. Buys cheapest Porsche possible to seem rich. Thinks about how incredible he is every day to keep his ego high. Very successful with women unless named Tyler.
Did you see that guy in the 911? total Porsche Douche!
That guy Vinny fucks! Even though hes a Porsche Douche.
That guy Vinny fucks! Even though hes a Porsche Douche.
by America rocket ship cow boy January 25, 2022
Get the Porsche douchemug. A car that everyone wants, until they get it them selves. The car is a money whore, constant repairs do to the shitty German engineering. You are basically signing up to be the Porsche’s Sugar daddy. This car might be fast but it can never out run a check engine light.
The transmission fell out of my Porsche again
by anonymous September 15, 2020
Get the Porschemug. by Nrocz March 22, 2024
Get the Porschemug. by The polish plummer May 21, 2024
Get the Porsche punchedmug. by JFDK wiep May 10, 2018
Get the Porschmug. The Porsche 959MK is a fictional rallycar appearing in the World Rally Championship and sometimes in the Paris-Dakar rally in the 1980s that is a rare version of the usual Porsche 959 and the 959K by being designed by Porsche itself to have an engine tucked way behind instead of in the front as it should be that is supplied with air by a powerfully complex turbocharger that is also spooled by a weirdo thing called 'Gyatt' that supplies the actual turbocharger AND the engine of the Porsche that is a flat-6, essentially making a weirdo kind of charger setup and configuration that is called the "Compound turbogyatt" configuration cuz of itself being compounded or having the ability to supply the 2 turbos by eachother as well.
Due to itself having such a strange and unusual configuration of gyatt and turbochargers or even superchargers however, it was considered extremely hard to develop, create, race, and maintain importantly by Porsche all cuz of the gyatt modified to supply the engine and spool-up the turbo for reduced turbolag for the sake of safety of the driver/codriver, and it end up becoming illegal to be used for racing by Roblox for some reason, with the turbogyatt system useful for the complex and neverseenbefore engine of the Porsche 959MK anyway for years to come as a reason, with Colin McRae Rally 2005 and other racing games being those that only allow it to exist... (:)
Due to itself having such a strange and unusual configuration of gyatt and turbochargers or even superchargers however, it was considered extremely hard to develop, create, race, and maintain importantly by Porsche all cuz of the gyatt modified to supply the engine and spool-up the turbo for reduced turbolag for the sake of safety of the driver/codriver, and it end up becoming illegal to be used for racing by Roblox for some reason, with the turbogyatt system useful for the complex and neverseenbefore engine of the Porsche 959MK anyway for years to come as a reason, with Colin McRae Rally 2005 and other racing games being those that only allow it to exist... (:)
The Porsche 959MK is my favorite car, cuz i like brainrot including gyatt and Skibidi fnr. I don't even focking know why, yet i have to wish that no one, not even a wacky-o Millia main from Guiltygear tries to eat my waffles in my breakfast just cuz i don't play GGSt and is playing Gran Turismo IV rn tho...
by GuiltyGearHunter109 April 20, 2024
Get the The Porsche 959MKmug. by razr rsr March 17, 2020
Get the porsche wankermug.