what Pokémon is this

A phrase a person says who’s never seen a vagina before.

The first time I saw Lovely Peaches’s vagina I asked her, “What Pokémon is this?”

by Pokémon’sAndBeans December 10, 2023

Pokémon

A Pokémon is a beautiful girl with lots of potential - potential being that she has a nice body and sexy and small in size

Bro you had better come to the party there’s a lot of Pokémon’s here.
I’ll be right over , gotta catch ‘em all right

by Submersible G June 22, 2023

Pokémon

A video game made by Nintendo about stuffing cute animals into small balls called PokéBalls and forcing them to fight

"Bro i just got the new Pokémon game its so cool!"

by Average Internet Person June 19, 2022

I Never Finished Pokémon Green Hack

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Person 343: I Never Finished Pokémon Green Hack

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

National Bring your Pokémon (item) To School Day

On National Bring your Pokémon (item) To School day you will bring any Pokémon item to school!

Teacher: Hey! Why do you have your-uhm- uh- THINGY!(Pokémon item )
Y/n: its National Bring your Pokémon (item) To School Day! Check yo urban dictionary 🙄🤚

by ¿DiorMia? September 17, 2021

Golden Pokémon

The act of pissing on an expensive Pokémon trading card and then gagging a truck stop hooker with it while you’re “bangin’” her in your 18 wheeler

“Are you freaky? I wanna try the ‘Golden Pokémon’ tonight”

by Fart noises August 25, 2025

The Pokémon battle

A sexual act while you and a friend of yours hides in your homies closet while he fucks his step-sister(or anyone, it’s doesn’t matter but it’s best if it’s the step-sis) in a Pokémon costume and then cum on each other preferably while screaming that Pokémon’s name

Hey jack, remember when we did The Pokémon Battle in johns closet?
Yeah, it’s was great!

by IGotAidsFromAMintChipCookie October 27, 2020