Luca Pinocchio

not the tiniest of niggas, but he is always hoes before bros, and will grow up to be a wife beater.

Daquan : Damn bro you see that foo
Tyrone: Yeah the guy beating his girlfriend, yeah thats Luca Pinocchio

by A Nigga Drinking A Capri Sun October 17, 2019

Go pinocchio

When you sleep with a girl that ugly you are forced to lie about it to move on with your life

It was a desperate time in my life I had to go pinocchio

by Mentalioso August 30, 2018

pinocchio 69

When you 69 like Pinocchio and mistake your nose for a hose.

Then, tell a lie. It grows bigger and bigger until you blow your wad and collapse like a puppet then scream "oh no, my nose is dripping like my hose"

I just wanted to do a 69 with Doug but he insisted we Pinocchio 69.

Well wouldn't you know, no tissues.

What a fucking mess!!!

by Crotch pheasant June 22, 2014

Pinocchio Publishing

This is the name a number of educational publishing houses, owned by oft-morally bankrupt bosses ought to call their company, who unspokenly expect their editorial team to behave unethically to justify their obscene pay and those of their family members.

How many local family-owned publishers and foreign publishers in Singapore meet the criteria of a “Pinocchio Publishing” company?

by Fasters April 22, 2022

964 Pinocchio

The weirdest japanese movie ever

Person one: dude have you seen 964 Pinocchio?
Person two: yeah, that shits weird

by IHasEars! August 15, 2022

Portly Pinocchio

George Santos

New York’s newest congress-critter is habitual liar and tub of goo George Santos, who got sketchy cash and an entire cult of republicans behind him. the Portly Pinocchio will likely not finish his term and instead get extradited to Brazil for prosecution.

by Uncle Joosie January 16, 2023

Pinocchio Hipster

Someone who is in the state of being "basic", or is classified as such, yet longs to be a "hipster." Like Pinocchio longed to be a real boy, these Pinocchio-Hipsters long to be real hipsters. Yet no matter how hard they try, how hard they grunge, or how tight their jeans are... they are doomed to be "basic," forever.

Cate longed to become hipster, but she was basic to the core. Like a giraffe in a duck costume, this Pinocchio Hipster wasn't fooling anyone.

by dontcallmeredscarfranks July 18, 2014