IKEA orangutan

Another word for god. Presides over human deeds. Lives in the 7th dimension of IKEA. Can be bought for $20.

IKEA orangutan resides in my room. I am honored that such a marvel resides in my room.

by banoonoo jellu August 7, 2022

Orangutan Hangers

A troubling display of ones "side boob" thus mimicking that of the spices Orangutan. Scientific> Pongo Pygmaeus. Bornean Orangutan subspecies. Pongo Pygmaeus Pygmaeus. Pongo morio. Pongo pygmaeus wurmbii.

O' snap, did you just see that girl coming out of the store. She was rocking some serious "Orangutan Hangers". Word, she sho' was. Those were some Orangutan Titties for real though!!! What I think you meant was "Orangutan Hangers".

by DumpsterfFire911 November 10, 2024

orangutan patch

A patch/clump of girl hair found in bathrooms and bedrooms. It's matted content clings to surfaces including sheets, carpets, drains, and wet shower walls/floors. When someone comes across an orangutan patch, the general reaction is that of disgust. It's removal involves a thumb and index finger pinch, full arm extension, and release into waste bin.

Boy: God damn it Marge, not another orangutan patch, I thought we went over this.

Girl: It's not mine, it's too dark to be mine.
Boy: Well it definetly doesn't belong to me.
Girl: Fine, I guess I'll clean it up, fucking orangutan patches.

by drink91 April 17, 2010

Orangutan gang

A quartet of guys that have bigger balls than an Orangutan.

Those guys are an orangutan gang, they threw down tonight.

by Westminster frat November 25, 2018

orangutan cahaya

cool baby orangutan

do you like orangutan cahaya yes i like orangutan cahaya

by orangutanlover February 18, 2024

The floppy orangutan

When you go to your friends for a sleep over and decied to crap the shit out of them (literally). When they're asleep you strip naked rub hot steamy shit all over your arms, legs and head, before crouching over their body in a squating position and screaming at the top of your lungs. Eventually when they wake up throw the remaining shit all over them!

"I can't wait to go to zac's house and do The Floppy Orangutan!"

by Oscar felangie October 5, 2016

Shaving an orangutan

Using excessive expletives deleted in public, as for example, when quoting or discussing the President of the United States. From an episode of Sealab 2021 where an orangutan is shaved in Tijuana, Mexico, with judicious bleeps.

Somebody on Twitter is really shaving an orangutan about Public Enemy today.

by Brant Goose August 16, 2018