Hollering Bench

hollering bench (n): a bench placed outside of a store located in a central location, preferably one frequented by people who look funny or to whom you are attracted to sexually.

"Let's go to the hollering bench at Tasti D-Lite on Bedford Ave. to laugh at people with funny socks and holler at some bitches"

by sleazy aunt sam January 6, 2010

man bench

a chair or bench outside a store or mall that men use while their women are shopping.

Tom and Keith sat on the man bench when Cheryl and Cindy went into Dress Barn at the local mall.

by chub December 31, 2006

Bench-Wench

A person that wears excessive amounts of Bench branded clothes and are excited when they realise that they are wearing all Bench from head to toe.

Bench-wench: Wow i'm wearing all Bench! My underwear, socks, jeans etc!

Other dude: Maaaan you're such a Bench-wench!

by Mattlex March 24, 2009

Bench Bomb

Counting from 10 to 0 and then taking a massive shit on a public bench while screaming "BOMBS AWAY!!!"

"Did you just see Jose over there? He just did a massive bench bomb next to that old lady lol."

"...Dude that's your Grandma"

by The Beast of the NorthEast February 5, 2012

off the bench

off the bench refers to a person, place or thing that is mad crazy and awesome. the bench is some sort of metaphorical "normal track" of life, because it is straight and confined. When a player (person) is "on the bench", they aren't playing the game (of life). to be off the bench is one who A. goes against the norm and B. enjoys life to its full extent.

1. "why are you wearing that crazy hat around town?"
"maybe if you get off the bench noob, you'd know."

2. "did you see that cat eating with chopsticks? wow, that kitty is WAY off the bench."

3. "i was going to go to the supermarket here in town, but the one in the next district has a water slide out back. how off the bench is that?"

by HillZilla May 26, 2010

left bench

a world that is used to describe when you are not playing and sitting on the bench in a sport.

Last game I let the other team score 10 points, so the next game I had to play left bench.

by Picklesssss May 25, 2018

bench titties

When a guy bench presses a lot and gets big pecks, but then stops working out so his peck get fat and sag like titties.

Look at that guy run with those bench titties

by Shotgun Bob May 23, 2017