Octoling Girl

Octoling girls are absolute masterpieces. They make the cutest sounds ever and their tentacle hair is very sexy. The most sexy octoling is Marina as damn she's hot.

"Boy that octoling girl is well peng!"

by An Octoling February 24, 2020

Doctor Octopus

Mad scientist archenemy of the superhero Spider-Man; originated in Amazing Spider-Man #3. Named because his powers consist of four robotic tentacle-like arms, which were welded to his body in a laboratory accident. Played by actor Alfred Molina in the second Spider-Man movie. A much better supervillain than Venom, in my opinion.

All superheroes have archenemies: Superman has Lex Luthor, Batman has the Joker, and Spider-Man has Doctor Octopus.

by The Master Planner February 25, 2009

Taunting the Octopus

When your exploit your ex-girlfriend's emotional weaknesses in an effort to extract a desired emotional outburst. Often used as a way to 'stay in touch' over IM in those harsh periods after a breakup in which you need to cause suffering in order to feel better about yourself.

Guy 1: She came online complaining about my inability to commit so I told her she's an over-emotional head case that just needs a good ass-fucking from some guy she won't 'fall in love' with between initial insertion and the final pull-out.

Guy 2: Dude... You're totally taunting the octopus on that one. I bet she cried herself to sleep. Good on ya!

by vert flacon June 26, 2006

Octopuss Garden

Coined by Ringo Star, it is a term used when there is an orgy with 8 pussies.

Ringo : "Hey George, These 8 ladies have been dreaming about fucking us."
George: "Well, lets do it then. Let's go under the sea to the Octopuss Garden."

by supermario15 July 13, 2012

octopus juicer

Four people (8 hands) performing a hand job simultaneously on a single penis. For obvious reasons, the penis must be of above average size. Extremely above average.

The frat party ended in an octopus juicer.

by Rey V March 31, 2008

octopus man

a man/woman who has sex with lots of men/women lots of times in one day. octopus man can either be a man or a woman. a bigger version of a slut or whore

man 1: dude wheres daren?
man 2: probably fucking some chick
man 1: he's such a octopus man
man 2: i wish i was a octopus man.

by wisdomess June 14, 2011

octopuses

Many/ multiple octopus. Instead of how the posh dildos say it as octopi or octopie or how ever they say the word.

Ben said: hey, wanna go swimming?
Karen said: Yes, sure, i love octopuses
Ben:Yay, wanna be my gf

by TheRealAndOfficialSandwichMan April 9, 2018