testify under oath

Where you **swear** to tell the truth.

Confused social-studies student: I was always under the impression that you're supposed to be polite and respectful whenever you in a court of law, not lace your language with profanity --- why should anyone be compelled to "swear" to tell the truth when he agrees to "testify under oath"???

by QuacksO August 31, 2018

Tennis Court Oath

The promise among the third estate before the French revolution to continue meeting until a new constitution would be established.

King Louis XVI: Stop meeting up, you're scaring me
Literally dying peasant: We can't, we swore the tennis court oath

by ItsPrix June 1, 2021

KFC Blood Oath

Eating KFC is a delicious extravaganza. A mouth watering joy of essence itself. But the Kernel will take back what it’s due. One may eat of its tastiness now, but the one will suffer from severe fire poops that draw blood shortly after. And this is the KFC Blood Oath.

Hey Josh, you eat that delicious KFC yet?

Sure have man! I enjoyed every moment!

Yeah, I’m sure! You think the KFC Blood Oath will be repaid tonight, or tomorrow morning?

Oh tonight for sure!!

by the teli May 24, 2022

Under the oath girl

A girl who seems fun but untrustworthy. Often met on a dating app and seems like has potential but at least one red flag as well. Solution is to take action and go out with the guy if you like him

That girl Ashley is such an under the oath girl. She keeps texting me but I'm not sure about her.

by ACTUALLYDYLAN September 4, 2022