When a guy sees or hears of another man taking significant damage to the crotch, and crosses his legs because the mere thought of such pain makes his genitals feel either vulnerable or uncomfortable.
We were watching a horror movie, and when the killer took out a pair of plyers and went for the guy's crotch, every male in the room crossed his legs. We were all feeling sympathy pain for the guy.
by Timstuff June 13, 2010
Get the Sympathy painmug. When people act like they care about you and what you're going through when in reality, they don't really give a single fuck.
by crisairam June 19, 2016
Get the false sympathymug. The squirming and "oh shit/snap/damn/etc" moan from any individual or group, verbally or in thought, when viewing an instance of one's groin area being subjected to physical pain, or hearing of a story describing such an instance.
Usually applies to hearing or viewing stories describing your same gender, but can also be universal.
Usually applies to hearing or viewing stories describing your same gender, but can also be universal.
"Dude, did you hear what happened to James at Bogart's yesterday?"
"Naw, fill us in bro"
"He decided to start crowd surfing, and as he did some asshole punched him in the 'nads"
Everyone: "OH DAAYUUUMMM!"- as they cross their legs, bend over as if to protect their crotch, squint their eyes
"I have nothing but crotch sympathy for James right now..."
"Naw, fill us in bro"
"He decided to start crowd surfing, and as he did some asshole punched him in the 'nads"
Everyone: "OH DAAYUUUMMM!"- as they cross their legs, bend over as if to protect their crotch, squint their eyes
"I have nothing but crotch sympathy for James right now..."
by duodsg October 21, 2008
Get the Crotch Sympathymug. by Mr. Sesh April 20, 2010
Get the Sympathy-Beejmug. A sympathy blowjob is when a girl gives a guy a blowjob out of sympathy for example he has no sex life what so ever and his mates take the piss out of him.
by Greenpug123 May 1, 2016
Get the Sympathy blowjobmug. When a chap moans to wife/girlfriend about the lack of sex in relationship and then she comes on to him resulting in a shag.
Jim: "Had a moan last night about lack of bed jumping and then Sandra came on to me."
Ed: "The sympathy shag - did you go with it?"
Jim: "You bet, but i did feel bad."
Ed: "The sympathy shag - did you go with it?"
Jim: "You bet, but i did feel bad."
by Nipper1972 February 5, 2010
Get the Sympathy shagmug. Vagina sympathy is to females what penis sympathy is to males. It hurts our kittycats to hear about damaged kittycats.
Males may crumble at the thought of a soccer ball in the groin, but imagine what females are going through when hearing a sentence combining maternity wards and poultry scissors.
I'll disappear in the corner in pure vagina sympathy the day a friend gives birth to a baby in the same room.
I'll disappear in the corner in pure vagina sympathy the day a friend gives birth to a baby in the same room.
by Unna L. Wildt December 5, 2007
Get the vagina sympathymug.