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newman college

a school in churchlands, perth in western australia, this school has mixed emotions, sometimes very including and accepting of you, but sometimes it could be worse than facebook after an episode of game of thrones
wow! he is like newman college
by JK Y THO? May 13, 2016
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Newmanize

(verb): to counter a person, proposition, or argument, à la Channel 4 journalist Cathy Newman, by misrepresenting it, specifically with the formula "So what you're saying is..." followed by the misrepresentation.
When people find themselves unable to respond to a claim with a cogent objection, sometimes they will Newmanize their opponents instead.
by Benedict Eiffel January 27, 2018
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Randy Newman

A musical genius and towering yet benevolent God amongst men, especially manlets. This universally venerated six-foot tall idol has a global cult following of manlets. The obsessed fanboy manlets are known to hold microscopic parades on his birthday and for the construction of elaborate statues of Saint Newman, as the stunted manlets affectionately call him, even going so far as to name their dwarfish offspring after him. Well-known, beloved and highly respected for his brilliant sense of humor and the profundity of his insight into important social issues, two of of Randy Newman's countless smash hits are "Short People" (the anthem of manletism) and "You've Got a Friend in Me" (unless you're a manlet).
Lol, why are those soaking wet manlets holding hands while lying in that tiny puddle over there? Randy Newman sometimes goes for a walk in this neighborhood. The besotted manlets have formed an improvised miniature pontoon bridge in eager anticipation of their hero's potential arrival. They have been floating there like that for hours now. The puddle must be like a lake to those utterly insignificant little manlet boys. Surely they will later frolic around and play grab-ass like the elfish fairies that they are. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 23, 2024
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kyle newman

A fucking big ass ape creature that walks around with no pants on.
by 02nig May 19, 2018
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The Dutch Paul Newman

Defecating on the covers and rubbing it in your partners face.
I one upped her Dutch Oven by giving her The Dutch Paul Newman. Afterwords she broke up with me and I had to buy a new bed.
by Paco1568 October 30, 2011
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Newmaning

Pretending your a fan of a team after they win the championship when in reality you’re only a hater of said teams rival.
Look at that guy over there newmaning over the Red Sox winning the chip; I could’ve sworn he a Mets fan just last week!
by Wobet Mit October 29, 2018
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