Neighbor Rule

The rule prohibits you and your family from any relationship with your neighbors beyond “hello” and “goodbye.”

Timothy broke the neighbor rule by agreeing to have a beer with his next door neighbor. Timothy then found himself becoming close friends with the neighbor. Timothy then had a falling out with his neighbor and he stopped feeling comfortable around his home. Timothy, you dumbfuck, you broke the neighbor rule. Now you want to sell your house and move far away from your drunk asshole neighbor.

by Boom Ya Gone July 28, 2019

bestie neighbors

The best friends of the block and have many things in common

Me: Hiii bestie neighbors
Her: Hey my bestie neighbors

by El Compa Carlos July 17, 2023

neighbor fatigue

The exhaustion you feel from having to speak to your neighbors every time you go outside. The moment you step outdoors, they want to chat when you want to chill out or work in the yard. neighbors, frontyard, backyard, annoying neighbors, neighbors from hell, next-door neighbors, neighborhood, home, picket fence, fence

Every Saturday, I never get any work done because 4 or 5 of my neighbors come over to talk about their families, kids and jobs. I've got serious neighbor fatigue.

by joecoolthefool July 8, 2017

internet neighbor

noun. Somehow, you and your internet neighbor inhabit the same internet realm and are exposed to the same internetz even without concious sharing.

K: "Did you read that article about XYZ?"
D: "Ya"
K:"Did I send it to you?"
D: "No, I had already read it -- we're internet neighbors!"

by The Protragsinato January 27, 2015

Baby neighbor

The one that finds your child wandering in the street when the baby mama and baby daddy are not watching the baby.

Baby mama and baby daddy were tired so they sent thier child across the street to the baby neighbor.

by Kacey72012 February 21, 2019

hello neighbor

A cardboard or plastic tube stuffed with dryer sheets, you know, the smelly good ones. used to attempt to remove some of the pungent qualities of marijuana "reefer" smoke. works better the more stoned you are. see also: spoof, snoosh

dude, hit this shit and dont forget to use the hello neighbor.

by Atler Lansing February 2, 2004

howdy neighbor

the howdy neighbor is when you are railing a girl from being up against a glass door or large window. have your friend sneak in the room, as he gets an erection you start pulling out fully and putting it in again, then when they are ready pull out and theyll put their dick in, you leave, walk around to the front of the window, tap on the glass and wave 'howdy neighbor!"

we were totally at this party last night and arron and i totally gave this girl the howdy neighbor, she didnt even see it coming!

by jonnycore November 8, 2007