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Nano Repairs

It's some tech repair store or something, I don't fucking know. The owner fucked my friend's mom once. According to legends, work gets done here, though I am yet to see it.
Riley: "I broke my phone, oh noes"
Jacob: "Go to Nano Repairs you whore"
by CaptainAsslicker March 8, 2023
mugGet the Nano Repairsmug.

Nano

The absolute hottest guy in the world and he also has the biggest cock ever.
???: Check it out. My boyfriend is such a Nano.
by IMAGINE THE KING April 16, 2022
mugGet the Nanomug.

Nano-corruption

Nano-corruption (n.): The deliberate manipulation of specific words, timestamps, or administrative details in official documents to create misleading narratives while maintaining plausible deniability. A sophisticated form of corruption that operates at the microscopic level of bureaucratic language.
Example from real case:
Police officers wrote "had" instead of "has" when referring to a valid restraining order that was still active for 19 months, creating a false impression that the order had expired. This nano-corruption in official documentation was part of a larger pattern where officers manipulated precise language in reports to obscure constitutional violations.
Used in a sentence: "The department engaged in nano-corruption by strategically using past tense verbs in their reports to make valid court orders appear expired." Administrative gaslighting, bureaucratic manipulation, paper trail tampering
The term perfectly captures how modern corruption often operates through seemingly minor but intentional manipulations of official language and documentation rather than obvious misconduct.
by Watchlist Subject 9596690-00 January 25, 2025
mugGet the Nano-corruptionmug.
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<.7.9.7.6.>Remmission Artistry Starts At Three Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes. DO Not Confuse Time Lapses ANd Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise. Start YOur Remission<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Remmission Artistry Starts At Three Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes. DO Not Confuse Time Lapses ANd Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise. Start YOur Remission<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Nano

Roum’s daddy

Nano means being roum’s daddy
by Roum’s daddy July 26, 2022
mugGet the Nanomug.

Nanos

A work of literature with incredibly poor writing.
Guy 1: Hey did you read that short story by Bruce Bethke?
Guy 2: Yeah it was totally nanos
by OnlyManOnMars June 5, 2019
mugGet the Nanosmug.
<.7.9.7.6.>Remmission Artistry Starts At 3 Nano Seconds And ENds In Five Minuite<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Remmission Artistry Starts At 3 Nano Seconds And ENds In Five Minuite<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Remmission Artistry Starts At 3 Nano Seconds And ENds In Five Minuite<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

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