A place where Fort Myers locals (usually young people and elderly) come to meander about with friends and family. that is, until THE SNOWBIRDS COME AND CROWD IT UPPPPP. Most people hang around the Lani Kai and drink, hang around the pier and skim, or walk around times square & shop, OR just chill down at the shore. Tight place, till the tourists flock.
"Fort Myers beach is awesome!"
"Yeah, until old people from Ohio and Maine come down with their horrible driving skills and crowd it up."
"Yeah, until old people from Ohio and Maine come down with their horrible driving skills and crowd it up."
by fmbeachjunkieee April 27, 2009
A Beach and resort located in South West Florida.
A hot spot for Europeans, snowbirds, tourists of all kind and unexperienced and underaged spring breakers to get drunk and pregnant for the first time!
~Sightings you will witness at Fort Myers beach:
tourists in visors and socks and sandals,
rich snotty kids on vacation,
at least 1 morbidly obese man every half hour with no shirt on,
the 'leather couch' skinned, squinty eyed local who works and lives/drinks/eats/sleeps there all day. Every day.
at least one loud, obnoxious family of 5 on their one week vacation from NJ or NY,
a man with a honking, tinkling push cart with a palm tree attached hawking ice cream and coconut water in a can,
beach bums hitting on ladies on vacation,
beligerently intoxicated groups of men,
oldies dressed to impress drinking at the bar
frat boys with popped collars picking fights with each other
A hot spot for Europeans, snowbirds, tourists of all kind and unexperienced and underaged spring breakers to get drunk and pregnant for the first time!
~Sightings you will witness at Fort Myers beach:
tourists in visors and socks and sandals,
rich snotty kids on vacation,
at least 1 morbidly obese man every half hour with no shirt on,
the 'leather couch' skinned, squinty eyed local who works and lives/drinks/eats/sleeps there all day. Every day.
at least one loud, obnoxious family of 5 on their one week vacation from NJ or NY,
a man with a honking, tinkling push cart with a palm tree attached hawking ice cream and coconut water in a can,
beach bums hitting on ladies on vacation,
beligerently intoxicated groups of men,
oldies dressed to impress drinking at the bar
frat boys with popped collars picking fights with each other
"Hey man, I have tomorrow off from work! Lets get fuuuugged up at Fort Myers beach tonight!"
"I love being hit on by botoxed out cougars at the bar while Im hanging at Fort Myers beach"
"I love being hit on by botoxed out cougars at the bar while Im hanging at Fort Myers beach"
by BuyMeAnotherDrinkUrStillUgly January 18, 2010
by psxndc February 20, 2003
am unbelievably boring city (in florida), where nobody does anything, oh and it has a large amount of rednecks and it sucks, it also has like 3 fast food restuarants. it sucks here. 239. Lee conty.
by sheyla June 23, 2008
by Michael_Myers123 September 24, 2021
Home of the Lifted trucks, Rednecks, and Fights Every weekend. It's really a good time, if you know the right people. The older Generation is more laid back, and quick to break a hater's eye socket. The younger Generation are not as tough, and are more subject to whining. Every time a new piles song comes out, the younger generation thinks they are bad ass lol.
by T.W.P. July 13, 2011
The most fun girl to hang out with. She is always a ball of sunshine and plans to be a crazy cat lady when she grows old. She has a Kim K. ass and is proud. She goes to the best camp on Earth with her best friend in the world, Sammy Altman. She is very happy and bubbly. She also has blue hairs and likes to change her favorite song all of the time. She is a facebook addict and is seeking help.
by eisnergirlxoxo123 April 11, 2011