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morton special

The act of anally inserting a toothbrush before turning it on to replicate a vibrating sex toy. Can be implemented during sex for maximum pleasure, or masturbation on limited resources
"So we're in the bathroom, fucking over the sink and I gave her the ol Morton special and she was loving it"
by Steviebillwilliams January 8, 2018
mugGet the morton specialmug.

Gavin Morton

Gavin is super nice but can be a little to serious with his work and cares to much about his fake gf
by Funny man jeff November 6, 2019
mugGet the Gavin Mortonmug.

Morton handshake

When you meet a girl soo slutty and easy she sucks you off within minutes of meeting *bit like the school bike everyone gets a ride*
Wow that girl I met last night was so slutty she introduced herself with a Morton handshake before I had a chance to get her name
by Scrappy001 September 18, 2016
mugGet the Morton handshakemug.

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