A person with particular traits of bitchiness idiocy and extreme lack of ability to think logically or rationally at any time. See "grundle".
ON THE PHONE
"Yo where are you?"
"At the pub, you coming out?"
"Naa, I'll speak to you tomorrow."
"When did you get so moisted?"
"Yo where are you?"
"At the pub, you coming out?"
"Naa, I'll speak to you tomorrow."
"When did you get so moisted?"
by hnri November 3, 2014
Get the moistedmug. to go to the back room of your house and begin to sing while a giraffe, a gazelle, hippo, and/or a laser pointer for some advanced people and then shave you head with a pair of giant toe rings
by Brian...Bitch March 22, 2005
Get the moistmug. Extremely pleased or pleasing. Derived from "most terrific" + slurred speech = Moisturific" truncated yeilds Moist. More naughtily derived from a woman's sexual arousal.
by Pitorch April 24, 2005
Get the Moistmug. Moist Regards is a more personal way of saying "Warm Regards" with sexual under tones.
The term is typically exchanged only between close friends.
While there is an obvious sexual nature in typing "Moist Regards", this does not mean you have an attraction to the recipient of your message, sexual or otherwise . It is used as an endearing phrase with someone you are very comfortable with. Moist Regards is similar to other non-literal terms such as "slay", "I'm dead", or "I'm weak".
Could be taken out of context as inappropriate in a professional setting.
The term is typically exchanged only between close friends.
While there is an obvious sexual nature in typing "Moist Regards", this does not mean you have an attraction to the recipient of your message, sexual or otherwise . It is used as an endearing phrase with someone you are very comfortable with. Moist Regards is similar to other non-literal terms such as "slay", "I'm dead", or "I'm weak".
Could be taken out of context as inappropriate in a professional setting.
At the end of an email to a close friend or co-worker that won't report you to HR.
"... If you have any questions please reach out.
Moist Regards,
-Your Name"
"... If you have any questions please reach out.
Moist Regards,
-Your Name"
by Octobottom March 28, 2022
Get the Moist Regardsmug. Moist Lasagna is when you make a donation to a twitch stream and it includes the phrase moist lasagna. The phrase is said by the donation reader and mentally scars the streamer.
“You moist lasagnad in my ear”- Twitch streamer Sybil Kappert after receiving a moist lasagna while wearing headphones
by Methy2000 October 14, 2020
Get the Moist Lasagnamug. by Daniel L. Jackson February 21, 2008
Get the Moistmug. When two men conduct the act of docking while having their penis's inserted inside of the same papaya (Origin: Dominican Republic).
"Me and my boy Pablo found some papayas on sale and decided to do some moist docking on a budget! These streets are hard out here, Son!"
by The Dock Master October 26, 2015
Get the moist dockingmug.