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peter meter

A woman who is very sexually promiscuous. Originates from the idea that said woman's vagina is like a meter for "peters" (penises). Can refer to either the woman or her vagina.
John: So what happened after you left the bar with that chick last night?
Mike: We got it on, but that bitch was such a peter meter she was bonin someone else before I was out the door!
by John Michael Parmon April 21, 2008
mugGet the peter metermug.

feeding the meter

"I went out with Jennifer yesterday. I ended up feeding the meter all night long. How can you not love a chick like that."
by Steven March 8, 2009
mugGet the feeding the metermug.

Feeding the Meter

the process of inserting american quarters in to anus of your partner during intercourse
Dude, I was feeding the meter so much last night I could have been in her for like six hours
by Bufferhead May 30, 2011
mugGet the Feeding the Metermug.

kippenvel meter

A theoretical scale from 1-10 used to rate the euphoria of a trance track, i.e the magnitude of the kippenvel that the track conveys.
Woah! This remix surely hits a 9.5 on the kippenvel meter!!
by Armin Van Buuren July 27, 2003
mugGet the kippenvel metermug.

meat meter

A system which measures ones desire to eat meat. Usually used to describe males who insist on eating certain types of meat regularily such as chicken wings or steak.
Also a way of measuring the size of ones meat
My meat meter is down, let's go get wings
by Lister Thompson March 29, 2007
mugGet the meat metermug.

Meter maggot

Name for the shitbags who patrol our streets to hand out tickets for parking violations. Typically this fucked up failure is congentally incapable of getting a real job yet strangely has a hugely overdeveloped ego and think they are helping society with their fucked up bullshit
That fucker ticketed me for being three minutes late. What a typical meter maggot.
by Droog234 June 21, 2010
mugGet the Meter maggotmug.

Choke Meter

A scale that indicates how close someone is to choking.
Then she just got naked. My Choke Meter was off the roof.
by Rinksies October 14, 2008
mugGet the Choke Metermug.

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