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podge lodge

a family of people with the unfortune to be fat by genetics, often resulting with genetic diseases like diabetes and heart problems
Margie's from a serious podge lodge. Even her 13 year old sister is over 200 pounds.

Though Jack himself was skinny, he married the obese Lisa and they happily raised a podge lodge together.
by pedobear3586 February 23, 2011
mugGet the podge lodgemug.

Lodge Fags

People that participate in secret societies that meet in lodges that commit homosexual acts as part of their blackmailing process for continued membership. ( e.g. Freemasons, Jesuits, Kabalists, etc)

Lodge: a branch or meeting place of an organization such as the Freemasons.
"the foundation of the Grand Lodge of England"
I don't associate with lodge fags. (Freemasons, Jesuits, Kabalists, etc)
by anonymous January 20, 2024
mugGet the Lodge Fagsmug.

green turtle lodge

Inserting a toy turtle into your ass and letting it slide out into a body of water.....yes this has been done before.
Yo did you see jake this weekend?.....He pulled off a green turtle lodge.
by Chilly mornings March 21, 2016
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The Toni Lodge

A 69 position where the woman on top and in control. She's deep throating the dick but also grinding her clit on his face, bouncing, and in control of the oral the man is giving. The man is sticking out his tongue and letting the woman take the lead on both ends.
by cheekykat March 13, 2024
mugGet the The Toni Lodgemug.

Texas Ski Lodge

Geographically bound to the border state; typically, but not necessarily in a single story structure (Ranch). Participants grabbed in bubble goose, goretex, thermals or overalls with no fabric from the waist down; accompanied by long socks and thong style flip flops with the AC cranked commence in a men standing and women on their knees orgy. Latex is forbidden unless there is a zipper and it covers the head. This can only transpire during an equinox and must continue for 12 hours before or after the aforementioned celestial alignment. Additionally the ratio must be balanced (3 men per 1 woman).
I remember my fist Texas ski lodge; my legs were sore for a month I thought there would be more chairs.”

“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”

Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”
by SwazeyD August 18, 2023
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Lodge

Saying you'll go/be at a place or party only to dog the boys and not show at all.
Old mate isn't coming tonight, pulling a "lodge"
by Incredibat December 22, 2020
mugGet the Lodgemug.

Catawba lodge

Where Boy Scouts all gather in a tent and have a massive 6way sex while wearing there sashes, the bootie holes will be the ordeal members and the brother hoods in a oder from ordeal to vigil. With vigil not takeing and back shots.
I herd in that tent they were going Catawba Lodge style!
by Jaxy The Definer July 4, 2022
mugGet the Catawba lodgemug.

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