When your girlfriend walks in on you taking a shower, farts inside, and then holds the curtain down so you can't escape
Alex: I had a rough start to my day
John: Why what happened?
Alex: I was getting ready for work and wife put me in Brazilian Sweat-lodge
John: Damnnn
Alex: Yeah , let's just say I skipped breakfast
John: Why what happened?
Alex: I was getting ready for work and wife put me in Brazilian Sweat-lodge
John: Damnnn
Alex: Yeah , let's just say I skipped breakfast
by PawlWawl August 14, 2016
Get the Brazilian Sweat-lodgemug. The art of attending a ski trip with zero intention to ski. The whiskey, truffle, hot chocolate shuffle. The hot toddy warm body. Cabin dreamweaver
“Hey are you gonna hit the slopes today? Have an extra lift ticket”
“Nah, I’m about that lodge life today. Gonna stick a 30 rack in the snow and figure out how to start this hot tub”
“Nah, I’m about that lodge life today. Gonna stick a 30 rack in the snow and figure out how to start this hot tub”
by CSmoothWithTheWristBoy December 17, 2018
Get the lodge lifemug. a family of people with the unfortune to be fat by genetics, often resulting with genetic diseases like diabetes and heart problems
Margie's from a serious podge lodge. Even her 13 year old sister is over 200 pounds.
Though Jack himself was skinny, he married the obese Lisa and they happily raised a podge lodge together.
Though Jack himself was skinny, he married the obese Lisa and they happily raised a podge lodge together.
by pedobear3586 February 23, 2011
Get the podge lodgemug. When working at great Wolf lodge a lil too much and you get sick like symptoms (coughing, sore throat, PAIN, etc)
by thomasduhgoat December 1, 2021
Get the lodge lungmug. A designated shack you go to bang chicks usually out in the middle of no where with a jug of human piss on the front porch.
Later I'm gonna take her to my bone lodge.
This bone lodge smells like piss like a jug.
I think someone pissed in your bone lodge.
This bone lodge smells like piss like a jug.
I think someone pissed in your bone lodge.
by TheVillain420 July 10, 2023
Get the bone lodgemug. A 69 position where the woman on top and in control. She's deep throating the dick but also grinding her clit on his face, bouncing, and in control of the oral the man is giving. The man is sticking out his tongue and letting the woman take the lead on both ends.
by cheekykat March 13, 2024
Get the The Toni Lodgemug. The act of terrorising your family so they cower in the bathroom all weekend so you can watch the football in peace
Dave: "I watched all the games in peace this weekend"
Phil: "Didn't your wife and kids annoy you?"
Dave: "Nah....I lodged them"
Phil: "Didn't your wife and kids annoy you?"
Dave: "Nah....I lodged them"
by TheNRLRoast May 9, 2018
Get the Lodgedmug.