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lawn golf

played a lot like golf but with a tennis ball and objects to hit instead of a hole. Originated at Buena Vista University.
Follows the same rules as golf, but lawn golf is a lot more fun.
by BennyBVU September 14, 2008
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lawn butter

What your best friend leaves on your grass after a night of drunken debauchery. Most often associated with raging teenage hormones and no quiet location in which to deposit the shower baby evidence.
Kevin is such a fag, he left lawn butter next to the tent.
by Birdielin14 August 17, 2006
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lawn ball

Decorative lawn sculpture, properly called a Gazing Ball or Gazing Globe, popular in much of New England, consisting of a metal or concrete pedestal with a large colored mirror ball on top. Frequently seen in proximity to a bathtub jesus.
Lawn balls are a classy addition to any garden decor.
by bkdouble October 6, 2006
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lawn shopping

taking lawn ornaments such as statues, garden balls, signs, and other decorations from people's yards late at night
My immature friends and I go lawn shopping every weekend and drive around breaking the shit we steal.
by brankmank December 31, 2003
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lawn mower

an annoyingly loud machine, used to shorten the length of grass at all hours of the day.
The evil lawn mower woke me up at 8am when they started cutting the grass outside.
by annomus8 June 3, 2011
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Lawn breather

A lawn breather is a firefighter that is breathing through his/or her SCBA (air pack) at unnecessary times, usually in the truck, or standing outside of the fire well away from the smoke and danger. Lawn breathers are normally frowned upon due to the fact, that when they actually have to go into a burning building, they only have 10 minutes of air left, and are the reason the entire hose/interior attack team has to be swapped out after only 5 minutes. Lawn breathers usually have fire department stickers all over their personal vehicles and multiple fire department t-shirts and hats.
Somebody go take the lawnmower and camping equipment away from the lawn breather
by Jordan T November 2, 2014
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lawn capping

the art of stealing peoples lawn ornaments.
bro jump out the car n steal that fukin gnome... ud just be ill at lawn capping!!
by collegepointer May 28, 2009
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