“I really want a baby but I don’t want to have one myself so I did a Dirty Krystal-Rose on my friend.”
by FrancisTheLoliPopLady May 28, 2019
Why are you reading this, thats kinda odd. what if mad tennis players break into your house because you ate the net and they want it back but you already shit it out so they drag you to the bathroom and flush you down the toilet while you sleep cause they think your awake and want you to find it?
FLASHBACK But what if a mad Kirby breaks into your house because you exposed there vore kink and want you too write stories like this involving Kirby and about how they dont have a vore kink and then you expose it like i'm doing right now then they shove you in the backroom in some old family diner with a rotting yellow bunny suit then the suit comes to life and starts chasing you then it grabs you and you try to run away but it breaks your spinal cord but your still alive because earlier that day kirby fed you an immortality tennis net which later on would have consequences and you feel the pain but still crawl your way out only to see your arch enemy the snail outside so you and the snail have a wiggle race to see who wins and you lose so you start burning in hell while Bumblebees Are Out by Jack Stauber plays until Kirby comes back and takes you back to your house then you go to sleep but then you realise that thats bad cause what if mad tennis players break into your house because you ate the net.
Ok now that the person who this was made for can read this, why did you read this?
FLASHBACK But what if a mad Kirby breaks into your house because you exposed there vore kink and want you too write stories like this involving Kirby and about how they dont have a vore kink and then you expose it like i'm doing right now then they shove you in the backroom in some old family diner with a rotting yellow bunny suit then the suit comes to life and starts chasing you then it grabs you and you try to run away but it breaks your spinal cord but your still alive because earlier that day kirby fed you an immortality tennis net which later on would have consequences and you feel the pain but still crawl your way out only to see your arch enemy the snail outside so you and the snail have a wiggle race to see who wins and you lose so you start burning in hell while Bumblebees Are Out by Jack Stauber plays until Kirby comes back and takes you back to your house then you go to sleep but then you realise that thats bad cause what if mad tennis players break into your house because you ate the net.
Ok now that the person who this was made for can read this, why did you read this?
by totallynotcody23223231334 January 27, 2022
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by Jtlol June 24, 2022
krystallos stone and precoous
by ystalarjean October 21, 2022
You think she is airy fairy, but Krystal-pebbles is NOT what you expect. North London’s finest, she’s the kind of girl who would own a Dixie’s franchise (vegan of course). She’s got great rhythm - that girl knows how to move! She’s your biggest encourager and she loves the Lord. She’s fearless and she’ll always pray for you.
by Dr.S.PHD.MA.BSC December 3, 2022
A firey red head with attitude that packs a punch, she will let you know if u step outta line with beautiful eyes that stares right into your soal she is lovable even when she pisses u off ....
Allways ready to party or chill no matter if its day or night just perfect kinda girl for all occasions...
Loves a bargain or even something free and not afraid to get grubby to earn her keep ...
If u manage to get hold of a krystal and I'm not talking of the amphetamine type hold onto her never let go even till ur last breath she will encaptivate your heart
Allways ready to party or chill no matter if its day or night just perfect kinda girl for all occasions...
Loves a bargain or even something free and not afraid to get grubby to earn her keep ...
If u manage to get hold of a krystal and I'm not talking of the amphetamine type hold onto her never let go even till ur last breath she will encaptivate your heart
Hey bitch have u heard from krystal .... I think she's with that tricky fella
Krystal h -firey temptress
Krystal h -firey temptress
by K-Minxie October 7, 2018