Kinder Orange

When a man has sexual intercourse with an orange, and once he has culminated inside of it, he proceeds to insert it inside his own anus, feeling stuffed with a creamy substance

My Uncle Tom kinder oranged me last night! my ass still hurts from ejecting the slices

by clocloman June 16, 2020

Kinder-ninth

When ninth graders act like kindergarteners,

Mr. G: why do you freshman act so immature, Imma call you Kinder-ninth

by Kinder-ninth: The Chronicles April 24, 2013

Reverse Kinder Surprise

When you remove a girl bra, and her breast are smaller than they looked, e.g. like Kinder Surprise, but instead of getting a good Surprise, you get disappointment

I took a girl home from the bar, and when I removed her bra, I got a Reverse Kinder Surprise

by brushnz February 4, 2022

Kinder

The German chocolate brand that is superior to any american chocolate brand.

Ugh all these other chocolate's are so bad, kinder is so much better.

by coolkid991 December 4, 2023

aiden kinder

A cool dude who gets the girls but is a bigot and cannot be trusted as he gets carried away with himself

You've lost my trust Aiden Kinder.

by The name definer.com June 8, 2017

Kinder Chocolate Surprise

When your dog leaves you a surprise on the floor.... (shit).

"Man, why does my room stink so bad?"
"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"

by pseudocivvy August 4, 2022

Kinder egg

When you make out with a trap/shemale and suddenly find out.

You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside!

Person1: Did you hear John had a kinder egg yesterday?
Person2: Dude, I couldn’t tell the different myself, I wouldn’t care either!

by Kurogo May 25, 2020