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Kaitlin Hogan

The type of person to peg someone if necessary and does not know the difference between roblox and fortnite. A whole bum who stalks Shaunak Sharma.
Friend: Pass me mats
Kaitlin Hogan: Mat is not in the game
Friend: You fucking dumbass
Kaitlin Hogan: You know what I can't take this anymore, Shaunak Sharma would not treat me this way.
by urmadrepadrecarlosgoden24 October 25, 2018
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Kaitlin Bower

• Poacher of Pastries
• Slayer of Fakes
Destroyer of every soul unfortunate enough to face her on the soccer field

also low key a vampire
Arabidopsis Control: Oh my glucose, is that Kaitlin Bower?! We need to get out of here!

Arabidopsis Variable: *wheeze* I-I can’t do it, son... I don’t know what they’ve been putting in my water but it ain’t easy on the cells. *wheeze*

Arabidopsis Control: No! I can’t leave you behind! I won’t just let my dad die!

Arabidopsis Variable: Just *cough* just go on without me, son. Enjoy the next 3 weeks of your life in peace.

Arabidopsis Control: M-maybe you’ll be ok? She’s only supposed to be weeding today, s-so maybe you’ll just be relocated.

Arabidopsis Variable: Do you remember the last time she tried to weed us?! Did you forget the September massacre?!?! Just face it, son, im a goner...just go...

Arabidopsis Control: b-but maybe-

Arabidopsis Variable: GO!!!

Kaitlin Bower: *snaps*

Half our Arabidopsis: *dies*
by Desbrett November 25, 2018
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Kaitlin

Kaitlin is a very sex hungry person who is to scared to share there desires with there partner. Kaitlins are usually anxious about intimacy
Kaitlins so anxious today
by Panda178 March 12, 2022
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The Kaitlin

Dipping your balls on a convertible toy car and taking them for a ride.
My balls were sweaty, so I busted the Kaitlin to dry them off.
by ScrewyLuie July 11, 2019
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Kaitlin

Kaitlin is a confused girl, smart as fuck, is usually a complete bitch, fucks her showerhead at least twice times a week
"omg ur such a Kaitlin"
by iihcnney :] November 28, 2021
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Kaitlin

A traitorous, heart breaking person. She lies to hide and manipulate people. Kaitlin is often lazy and does not have any drive to achieve and will make others do work for her.
Kaitlin?
Yeah she fucked up my life
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Kaitlin

A catgirl who accuses their other friend of being a furry. They may also be quite sadist and may terrify said friend.
Kaitlin accused Kyle of being a furry, even though it wasn't true.
by PieceOfKale May 1, 2021
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