Kinder Surprise

When you queef a load of cum In your undies unexpectedly

Honey, pull over I just got that Kinder Surprise from earlier!

by northernjizz6669 December 13, 2021

Kinder Sandwich

When a white woman is been taken from both ends by 2 black males

Betty tried her first ever kinder sandwich last night

by Stangela February 12, 2024

kinder surprise

when you lick the shit off of your son's finger thinking it's chocolate.

Dad: "Thanks for the Kinder Surprise, Timmy!" *Licks his son's finger*
*Dad notices a pungent smell*
*Dad checks his son's pants*
*Horror*

by brian 2 February 1, 2024

Kinder Suprise

Slang world for leaving something disgusting inside of a mailbox. E.g., dog shit or anthrax.

I got fired from work the other day so I left my absolute Harrelson of a boss a bit of a kinder suprise in his mailbox

by SpunkDrinker December 19, 2023

Kinder Surprise

When you defecate in your hand and create a small crater in it an and then release semen via discharge out of a males genitalia into the small crater and reseal it with more discharge via defecation.

“I pranked my mom with a kinder surprise”

by 57intherunning August 13, 2023

Kinder HSPVA Vocal Dept.

A department in the High School for the Performing and Visual Arts that deals with training of the voice in all (you will only sing classical music, stop dreaming) types of music. It is a school where the best middle school singers in Houston, Texas go to have their spirits broken. It will include verbal abuse towards sexually confused/frustrated teenagers. You will be accused of smoking weed if you don't sound the best, and you will be berated for wearing a mask for corona virus. You will be ridiculed among the other art areas for being "stupid musicians". You will come out a better singer but you will NEVER want to do it again.

"My mom really laid into me last night, felt like I was back in the Kinder HSPVA Vocal Dept.

by Thelonetexan2004 December 3, 2024

Kinder-ninth

When ninth graders act like kindergarteners,

Mr. G: why do you freshman act so immature, Imma call you Kinder-ninth

by Kinder-ninth: The Chronicles April 24, 2013