Kamikaze-Fuck

A fateful act that happens when the pilots of a plane start fucking and forget to turn on the autopilot, thus causing the plane to crash.
"Ten people died last night when Joe Schmoe and Jane Doe accidentally had a kamikaze-fuck."
by shadownym34 September 23, 2019
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Kamikaze Burn

A burn that requires yourself to be burnt in order to be effective. This should only be used in the most extreme circumstances, when you have no alternate comeback.

The only known way to neutralise an Epic Burn.
friend 1: "Until I'm done taking this medication my doctor says I should stop having sex"
friend 2: "Shouldn't be a problem for you"
friend 1: "So last night meant nothing to you?"
friend 3: "You got a Kamikaze burn"
by Burnard February 24, 2010
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kamikaze watermelon

I didn't know his name was fooby,
However he IS a self propelled Watermelon. doot da doot da doo!!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee! Splat!
from the demented cartoon movie,
He is Painted on the underside of my surfboard to fighten sharks and groms
The Kamikaze watermelon damn near made
me piss myself laughing.
what the hell was that? some kind of Kamikaze watermelon...

My 9'0" Wander Inn is now refered to as the Kamikaze watermelon.
by Scared of Mammals August 03, 2004
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Kamikaze Slingshot

After ejaculating into a condom, remove from penis and place the open end of the condom on your desired target.

Now pull condom back as to create tension then release in a slingshot stlye action sending the semen on a kamikaze attack.
WEVE AWW DUN IT !, Apart from a Kamikaze slingshot !
by WEVE AWW DUN IT ! November 15, 2011
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Canadian Kamikaze

The act of fisting a girl up the vagina, while simultaneously fisting her up the anus. While both hands are inside the female, the man interlocks his fingers, picks her up, and swings her over his head while screaming "CANADIAN KAMIKAZE!!"
Dan: Yo bro what did you do last night?
Trevor: Last night was pretty epic man, I don't think I'll ever recover.
Dan: Why bro, what happened?
Trevor: I met this chick named Maria and gave her the old Canadian Kamikaze.
by Pauly Unstoppable March 28, 2011
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Kamikaze Screw

Having sex with someone you find disgusting purely to spite them.
I totally Kamikaze screwed that girl last night.

What do mean?

I fucked her, will never call her back, and when my roommate tells her I hanged myself, it's really gonna mess with her head.
by Oavio McCool April 10, 2010
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Japanese kamikaze

A sexual act in which a Japanese male lathers himself up in lubricant and suspends himself from the ceiling. He then proceeds to fall from the ceiling and yelling "kamikaze" before falling into the girls vagina. The end result is a very painful and awkward landing that may yield infertility.
Me and this Asian chick did the Japanese kamikaze last night. My mom walked in confused, as she had heard intense screaming, and her lube was all gone. The next day I was sent to a counselor for mental help.
by wtf56 December 20, 2013
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