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Jonah

I’m so lucky I met Jonah
by Hiperson September 8, 2019
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The hottest guy in the room tall and handsome very muscular has a big D is very athletic

You better be prepared when running against a Jonah as he's the fastest in the room
"Hey is that jonah were racing oh no we stand no chance"
by ducknoodles November 17, 2021
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Jonah's suck ass. They remind you of pesky little flies that hang around piles of shit and won't leave you the f*** alone.
"Jonah, please shut the f*** up."
"Don't be a Jonah and get the f*** out of my face."
by bbbbbbb7 May 26, 2022
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Yeah Jonah is so cool look at him go best person ever
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actual garbage. booty cheeks. honestly probably a racist. don’t go near jonah.
“hey did you hear jonah said the n-word?”

“yeah let’s go jump him
by stupidfruitybitch February 15, 2022
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Gay and ugly kid that likes to roast himself and has no friends
Jonah has no friends
by GetRektBboy April 25, 2017
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The most saltiest man you will ever know. When you talk to your lips go crusty dry and your throat hole goes dry and you get dehydrated cause his salt levels are soooo high they can make a whole new planet.
Man he his so salty, duh no wounder dude he is a Jonah.
by Communism_Online October 26, 2017
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