Jonah

Loves memes and cats

Have you seen Jonah?
Ya he’s looking at cats and memes

by microwave boi November 5, 2019

Jonah

Jonah is a member of the band Why Don’t We. He’s the hottest guy you will ever see in your life. No tea, No shade, Just facts. He’s also married to Ava Hartsell, @ softieformarais on instagram. The band he’s a member of includes Corbyn Besson -Kaylee Eslinger’s husband-, Daniel Seavey, Zach Herron, and Jack Avery. They’ve realeased many amazing songs, go listen to their songs, like idbitc and hooked. He’s from Stillwater Minnesota and has three siblings. Two younger sisters named Svea and Esther Grace, along with an older brother named Zebulon. He loves coffee and Harry Potter.

Is Jonah Marais taken?

Yeah, he has a wife named Ava

by ava frantzich April 4, 2019

Jonah

A savage that all the girls love

I’m so lucky I met Jonah

by Hiperson September 8, 2019

Jonah

best person in the world >:))))

Yeah Jonah is so cool look at him go best person ever

by All seeing definer cockman March 2, 2021

Jonah

So, Jonah's. Um. They're really nice, I guess, and they're, uh, smart too (I have first hand knowledge.) They're not a player. Nope. That's one thing that's true for all Jonah's, and that they are loyal, stay true, and love their girl. Always. 💎

J: Hey how you doing
D: good how was yours Jonah

J: great thanks

*thinks*

J: why are they talking trash about my name on like page six
D: I don't know that's weird huh

by jlaggin November 28, 2019

Jonah

Gay and ugly kid that likes to roast himself and has no friends

Jonah has no friends

by GetRektBboy April 25, 2017

Jonah

The most saltiest man you will ever know. When you talk to your lips go crusty dry and your throat hole goes dry and you get dehydrated cause his salt levels are soooo high they can make a whole new planet.

Man he his so salty, duh no wounder dude he is a Jonah.

by Communism_Online October 26, 2017