A really angry or aggressive blow job that would leave you genitalia with visible damage and swelling. You wouldn't be able to have two thug blow jobs on consecutive days without the need for surgery.
"Bro, I'm struggling to wear my boxer shorts today"
"Why dude?"
"Got jiggy with a bitch last night and hoe give me a Thug Blow Job!"
"Why dude?"
"Got jiggy with a bitch last night and hoe give me a Thug Blow Job!"
by Papa Mase June 7, 2014
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by ramrod January 30, 2005
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This week is dedicated to replace sex with blow jobs for the duration of a woman's period. Women who abide by this week are keepers ;)
This week is dedicated to replace sex with blow jobs for the duration of a woman's period. Women who abide by this week are keepers ;)
Man "Hey babe, lets have sex"
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by TheHoneyBadger09 February 20, 2012
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Girls that are a part of a blow job 'twinage' lose many of their past friends. Throughout their school they will be known as whores even by the grade 12s who have nothing to do with them. When someone mentions one of the twins, the other comes up soon after aswell.
Blow Job Twins have also been known to finger one another when together. No boy in his right mind would want to date a girl that is part of a blow job twin.
Girls that are a part of a blow job 'twinage' lose many of their past friends. Throughout their school they will be known as whores even by the grade 12s who have nothing to do with them. When someone mentions one of the twins, the other comes up soon after aswell.
Blow Job Twins have also been known to finger one another when together. No boy in his right mind would want to date a girl that is part of a blow job twin.
Ex. 1
Guy: Hey did you hear about Talen and Jessica ?
Guy2: Ya their a couple of Blow Job Twins
Ex. 2
Girl: OMG ! here come the blow job twins !
Guy: Hey did you hear about Talen and Jessica ?
Guy2: Ya their a couple of Blow Job Twins
Ex. 2
Girl: OMG ! here come the blow job twins !
by teachergotablowjob December 20, 2009
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