The name of a high-maintenance girlfriend that a Muslim boy is successfully hiding from his parents but is utterly failing to hide from his own cohort/ friend group.
Example 1:
Person 1: You see Ahmad over there? he has been smiling all day while on his phone.
Person 2: I dunno who he keeps texting
Person 3: Ha G, he be texting his shawty, I saw on the screen, its "Jessica"
Example 2:
Person 1: Why do you want to get married young cuz? people get married around 42 years old.
Person 2: Those people delay marriage because they are doing haraam things.
Person 3: Dang Jessica, spreading fitna everywhere.
Person 1: You see Ahmad over there? he has been smiling all day while on his phone.
Person 2: I dunno who he keeps texting
Person 3: Ha G, he be texting his shawty, I saw on the screen, its "Jessica"
Example 2:
Person 1: Why do you want to get married young cuz? people get married around 42 years old.
Person 2: Those people delay marriage because they are doing haraam things.
Person 3: Dang Jessica, spreading fitna everywhere.
by terranous August 8, 2022
Get the Jessicamug. Jessica is a legend everyone needs a Jessica they are often mistaked to be horrible and evil like the annoying sassy main character in every American film but honest to god they’re legendary and hot as hell
by Mrluvaluvashecallmemrbombastic January 19, 2021
Get the Jessicamug. A girls that is dark skin a dates people who's names are Donald or Eric. A Jessica is always getting hurt but is quiet, when you get to know her she can really open up to you, She is caring, nice, and only a bitch when needed. She is sometimes depressed so be careful
by The True Definations June 4, 2019
Get the Jessicamug. by BerryScaryMonster October 24, 2019
Get the Jessicamug. Anything that Jessica says or does that cannot be explained reasonably. A made up word, or questionable action.
The girl not being able to count to three, did a jessicaism.
Running down the halls singing is a jessicaism.
Running down the halls singing is a jessicaism.
by Jessica shoeless April 3, 2008
Get the Jessicaismmug. "Ew, there's that slag Jessica again!"
by LOL guess? December 3, 2011
Get the Jessicamug. Very beautiful
Toby♡ miles♡
Loves Radnor splash and maccyD's
Michelle and bumble wasp are my babes
Xoxo
*NOT A FUCKIN CHAV BABES*
Toby♡ miles♡
Loves Radnor splash and maccyD's
Michelle and bumble wasp are my babes
Xoxo
*NOT A FUCKIN CHAV BABES*
by nina0donnell November 29, 2019
Get the Jessicamug.