Jervana

Person 1: Hey Jervana what did you put as the answer?
Jervana: C
Person 2: Hey why did you ask Jervana she is always wrong
Person 1: To know what not to put.

by K*k September 10, 2020

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Jervaissance

A term used to describe the events of 15 July 2023, when cabaret superstar and X Factor icon Holly Jervis returned to perform at a pub in St. Albans and the subsequent social media reaction of an outpouring of love and support. It was a big day for Jervinators, after the events of Shrove Jervis the previous year and subsequent Anti-Jervism. It signalled the end of the war, and Holly Jervis was trending on Twitter.

Did you see Holly Jervis perform last night?

Yes. The Jervaissance is upon us

by GemmaCollinsFan July 15, 2023

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jerapeloon

A male or female who is usually involved in little or no sexual intercourse; is usually made fun of by his or her buddies who get some every or close to every night.

Dude, Josh is such a jerapeloon. Last night he stayed home and watched "Talk Sex" on the Oxygen Network instead of going to the club.

by vmartinez September 9, 2007

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jeramani

So much goodness. A fun fluffy surprise so good and golden brown like a slightly toasted marshmallow. Eat him up and have fun because after a long time he will get nice and gooey for the ladies

Jim was so fun last night he lasted so long he's such a jeramani

by Big N1g on a pig August 17, 2016

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jerassica

A large, not so in charge, woman with a face and body that resembles that of prehistoric mammals. Key features of a "jerassica" are as follows:
foopah
saggy tits
wizard sleeve twat
Smelly vagina
Horribly bad breath
Beard
Bush from its crack to its belly button
Cautions:
When approaching a jerassica please use extreme caution. Hazardous fumes will engulf you. You may also be eaten.

Wow... Jerassica... Your pretty!

by ImChopper October 3, 2017

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