Important

That's a relative term.

Hym "I think my level of importance is perfectly consistent with my sense of self thanks but what constitutes 'important' is subjective, so, if you want me to quantity it for you I can do that too. How many kids die if you leave me here to die (and explicitly for that reason? I am EXACTLY that important. Whatever level of important you escribe to that X variable... Is my EXACT level of importance. I have changed the course of the future and you are trying to steal that from me. You tried to impose schizophrenia on the greatest mind who has ever lived. My level of humility if perfect consistent with my level of attainment... Is yours?"

by Hym Iam January 21, 2025

importent

What misunderstood importance makes of its followners.

It's not nice to be importent, because it's more important to be nice.

by phrasardeur May 3, 2018

《¤》Ima is the most important 👏

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《¤》Ima is the most important 👏

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 21, 2025

Import-Export

V. Involving Man:Man, Man:Women, Women:Women

When the pair is engaging in sexual activity and puts their assholes together, allowing one another to poop directly into the others sphincter

Honey, did you have corn earlier because the import-export really feels great tonight.

by RJBCKS February 23, 2011

Important

Only because I need to be.

Hym "Yeah, it's not a good thing, chief... If I'm not important I just drown in my own skull and get my shit stolen so... I don't know what to tell ya..." 🤷 ♂️

by Hym Iam February 6, 2025

rank-of-importance

Arrangement of several issues, tools, people, depending on what share of usefulness each will take if prioritized on a particular period of time.

Let me use the rank-of-importance to sort out old customer orders before the new ones arrive.

by Walkoment October 31, 2020

The Most Important Film He's Ever Made

THAT'S WHAT THE OTHER GUY SAID! And the charlatan! Everything I do is literally THE BEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER DONE!

Hym "LOOK AT HIM! LOOK AT HIM! THE MOST IMPORTANT FILM HE'S EVER MADE!?!? The premise of the film is LITERALLY my relationship with Dr. Jordan Peterson! A renowned psychiatrist is SUMMONED by a guy claiming to be a demon. THAT is LITERALLY THIS! HE EVEN USED THE SCENE I DESCRIBE WHERE I GOT SO SAY SOMETHING AND THE LIGHT FLICKERS (Except in the trailer the light explodes but whatever)!The most important thing he's ever done! Why!? Because this is LITERALLY the most compelling thing ever written! Every day I grow closer to surpassing Shakespeare! Prerequisite text! Greatest writer in the history of humanity! Cannot be surpassed! The single most productive and generous man in the history of humanity! Giving away billions, literally! The greatest mind! A literal genius by every definition of the word! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WOOOOOO ME!!!"

by Hym Iam April 12, 2023