importancies

extremely important belongings or important events/errands

I have to pack all my importancies and move because a spider tried to become my new roommate

by MrsEilish213 November 21, 2021

Import-Export

V. Involving Man:Man, Man:Women, Women:Women

When the pair is engaging in sexual activity and puts their assholes together, allowing one another to poop directly into the others sphincter

Honey, did you have corn earlier because the import-export really feels great tonight.

by RJBCKS February 23, 2011

important announcement

if you are in a place where you cant say fart, say this

"that was such a big important announcement, did you hear it?"

by dedededededededededhidude June 21, 2023

The Most Important Film He's Ever Made

THAT'S WHAT THE OTHER GUY SAID! And the charlatan! Everything I do is literally THE BEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER DONE!

Hym "LOOK AT HIM! LOOK AT HIM! THE MOST IMPORTANT FILM HE'S EVER MADE!?!? The premise of the film is LITERALLY my relationship with Dr. Jordan Peterson! A renowned psychiatrist is SUMMONED by a guy claiming to be a demon. THAT is LITERALLY THIS! HE EVEN USED THE SCENE I DESCRIBE WHERE I GOT SO SAY SOMETHING AND THE LIGHT FLICKERS (Except in the trailer the light explodes but whatever)!The most important thing he's ever done! Why!? Because this is LITERALLY the most compelling thing ever written! Every day I grow closer to surpassing Shakespeare! Prerequisite text! Greatest writer in the history of humanity! Cannot be surpassed! The single most productive and generous man in the history of humanity! Giving away billions, literally! The greatest mind! A literal genius by every definition of the word! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WOOOOOO ME!!!"

by Hym Iam April 12, 2023

as soon as i imported my aud these damn beats spawned in 😭

as soon as i imported my aud these damn beats spawned in 😭

“as soon as i imported my aud these damn beats spawned in 😭“

by pulseLI November 20, 2023

Import

The import is a car made in a 2nd world country which by being blown off a road has high mileage because it kept rolling and ran away fast from a car made in America because it has high horsepower.

Import vs domestic drag race tonight.

by bushlight February 19, 2019

importent

What misunderstood importance makes of its followners.

It's not nice to be importent, because it's more important to be nice.

by phrasardeur May 3, 2018