Crusty ipad kids

The reason why we use condums. Also the result of fatherlessness. These kids are retarded to say the least. They are a different breed of human who live their iPads because they're parents are fucking terrible and only bought them the iPad so they don’t have to socialize with their kids. They usually are 500 FUCKING POUNDS OVERWEIGHT AND THRIE TANTRUMS WHEN THEY CAN BRAIN ROY THEMSELVES WITH THE FUCKING RETARED AND DEAD LAND OF YOUTUBE SHORTS. they are setup for failure in every way and will most definitely will not enjoy the world of “outside” if they are exposed to the great outdoors, they WILL HAVE THE MOST EXPLOSIVE FUCKING TEMPERTANTRUM KNOWN TO MAN. PLEASE SOMEONE KILL ALL OF THESE FUCKING TARDS.

Look dude, theres Crusty iPad kids!

It would be fucking hilarious if we took the iPad from it, I wanna see the tantrum it would have,

Touching it might not be a good idea because it has fucking diseases on it

by Ballslover42069 December 30, 2023

pre-existing iPad kids

Children born after the widespread integration of personal devices, particularly tablets, into everyday life. These kids often have different developmental experiences compared to those who grew up without being surrounded by technology from infancy, leading to distinct social, cognitive, and behavioral traits.

My little brother might struggle with social skills because he’s among these "pre-existing iPad kids", too used to interacting with screens instead of people.

by Emotional Cruiser February 14, 2026

i pad kid

a kid who is physically bent over an electronic while doing most of their tasks during the day; has their face shoved so deep into their fucking phone while eating- in other words it describes brady

brady is an i pad kid

by akdjdkekskxkxkkejenendjskd March 12, 2022

Ipadkid-itis

Ipadkid-itis is a disease and sickness caused by being around children 3-8 years old that have the disease. Symptoms are eating chips while on an ipad and rubbing ur hands on the iPad and scratching the ass and coughing

Addison has tested positive for iPadkid-itis, Addison will recover at age 11-13

by Toilethoneycheerios March 19, 2022

Ipadkid

Ipadkid is Quackity. He literally stands like one. Somebody get this man some kool aid and some Mc.Donald fries. And somebody please clean his Ipad its filled with grease

‘Omg did you see Quackitys stream?’ ‘Yeah i did!’
‘He’s such an Ipad kid’ This is how to use Ipadkid

by QUAKCIYT May 24, 2021

ipadkidnene

ipadkidnene is an individual who posts content on the app called "tiktok" which is purchasable on the app store. They normally post tbhk content, (toilet bound hanako-kun) but you may see videos regarding other topics on their page. 😈😈

"ipadkidnene supremacy!"

"whos that?"

"follow them on tiktok! @ipadkidnene"

by hanako.beloved October 4, 2021

ipadkidnene

A really pretty Tiktok star who Aildaro wants to sacrifice

Ipadkidnene was sacrificed to Aildaro for a new chapter last week

by hanako.ghosts October 4, 2021