hem and two

real ones know

person1: Whos Hem and Two?
person2: WOAH. Real ones know :(

by hemandtwobitch December 19, 2020

Hem

A person who is a good friend. A person that you know and like (not a member of your family), and who likes you.

He is my good hem

by rishucoolbuddy November 24, 2021

Hemmed-Up

The act of being held up by the police.

Me: dang, you see all them blue lights down there?

You: Yeàh they got somebody hemmed-up around the corner too.

by itsreallyraebae May 30, 2025

Luke Hemmings

lead singer of the band 5 seconds of summer, very tall man, about 6'4, beautiful voice (refer to wfttwtaf), beautiful face and can probably be found yelling at one of his band mates

someone: have you heard of that Luke Hemmings kid? I heard he's got a new album out
me: I FUCKING LOVE LUKE HEMMINGS!!!

by vaporlive September 9, 2021

Hemmed In

To screw up so severely that you embarrass yourself across multiple dimensions, to be predisposed to the various characteristics of hem in general

Did you see John last eve? He hemmed in quite badly after the football game.

by hemoglobin3000 May 11, 2021

Luke Hemmings

Luke Hemmings is the lead singer of the Australian band 5 Seconds of Summer (commonly referred to as 5SOS)

Woah look at the humongous ass Luke Hemmings has!

by AshtonIriwnRailMeToDeath June 7, 2021

Hem hem

When your running a route in football and hit them with the left right shimmy shake

HEM HEM

Ohhh he just got hem hemd

by Hunter2sexy March 12, 2022