asshole head Share definition Flag The illusion of a dirty anus that it created on the heads of fake blondes as their roots come in when they have a cowlick. "Girl, you gotta get your hair colored again. You're getting asshole head." asshole head by Markazzmark October 16, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the asshole head mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch