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Show-er vs Grower

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In reference to a man's flacid penis. When you are a show-er, your penis is the same length as when you are erect. When you are a "grower", you have the same characteristics of a frightened turtle, who's head hides in it's shell. When you are erect, you penis grows in length. The exception to this rule is Chinese, who are neither "show'ers" or "growers".

And the kryptonite to both types is water, because it doesn't matte if you "show" or "grow", at that point you shrink.
When Aaron was in the locker room, he could not figure out why everyone had such a bigger penis than him. It was only until Kelly told him the difference of what a "Show-er" vs "Grower" was. "Show-er vs Grower"
by Tom.Collins.NYC January 10, 2014
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Spring Grove, IL

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A town in McHenry County, IL that has the most stuck up assholes on this planet. All the people that live here need a smack in the face. Everybody that lives here are gay and are the bigest assholes in all of Illinois. Spring Grove is a shit hole town that has nothing to do.
Person 1: Hey do you want to go to Spring Grove, IL later.

Person 2: HELL NO!!!!!!! I'd rather get shot!

Person 1: Ok lets go outside and walk around town instead.

20 minutes later
Person 2: Hey look at that kid walking towards us. He has a sweatshirt that says Spring Grove, IL on it. He probably lives there.

Person 1: Lets kick his ass.

Person 2: I'm with you on that.
by blackstreet December 8, 2010
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Weekend hippie, a straight trying to act with it, corporate type trying to act cool. An expression from the '60s and '70s used in the San Francisco Bay area.
The party had a lot of sporty groovers.
by Rufus Quail April 1, 2008
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Spring Grove, IL

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A town in McHenry County, IL. It is known to be the worst and boring place to live in. Alot of people in this town need a smack in the face. Everybody here are gay and are assholes.
Hey you want to go to Spring Grove, IL? Hell no! I'd rather watch grass grow.
by blackstreet December 8, 2010
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shadey grove

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A form of shade; a lane of it's own that has taken a route for a dead end; can be viewed as a diss or the vague truth no one wanted to hear out loud
Oooo Honey, you are just a plan ole nasty Shadey Grove.
by DecemberLov3 July 21, 2014
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side grocer

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A grocery store that you only go to when you can't find something at your primary one.
I love shopping at Winn-Dixie, but Rouses is my side grocer.
by anolel4 July 9, 2019
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WALL SHAGGER GROVEL

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Someone who is attracted to a wall e.g. a shower wall. May attach something that gives them pleasure e.g. a pocket pussy and fucks it in the shower.

This may be due to every time someone asks him to do something he has to grovel
Being defined wall shagger grovel: shag my pocket pussy in the shower because I was made to grovel and not given any sex
by Wall shagger January 26, 2020
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